John Sandner, Tue, 17 Mar 2015 13:01:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Let the Shenanigans begin, Doug fears he will be forced to suspend the entire city of St. Peters, breaking down the best fries in St. Louis, would you like to meet Jesus, Willie’s email and personal accounts are hacked, Willie is understandably upset, asking for advice from the listeners, Plowsie is one happy fella, complimenting Plowsy and Alpena on their “sky pieces”, the Cat gives props to Alpena for his Buffalo Wild Wings commercial spot, Willie should look into ‘LifeLock’, disappointed by our listeners, Alpena calls a texters a goon, the Cat hangs out at the Zoo, vividly describing the smells of the ape and penguin house at the zoo, Doug lets the listeners know penguins do in fact have knees, what’s everyone doing for St. Patty’s day, which actors have knees, Doug has a healthy set of knees, the Cat is now on a new diet of cakes and candies, Tim lets the listeners know what he wears at the gym, Alpena forgets his ‘informational packet’, when in rome, where in the world is the Cat from, ‘Fun with Letters’ with Doug, Tim raps, the top restaurants in St. Louis, midwest sushi, Doug is not a sushi fan, experts in chicken strips, losing credibility over food choices, Doug suspending texters, Trenton Illinois sushi, peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches, Cat questions Doug’s motives towards Plowboy, uber experiences in Florida, Doug thinking about becoming an Uber driver ‘Uber Doug’, drawbridges and causeways, bacon bar glasses, installing car seats, why can’t some taxi drivers speak english, blocking rude twitter(ers), Tim may or may not block twitter followers based on their height, Uber driving in Poland, reading Willie’s vile tweet on email hackers, St. Peters is in trouble.
SEGMENT 2 – Captain’s log, ballgame today, simple play-by-play, Doug not getting roster for his broadcasting work, love the Vin Scully voice, knock-off Doug Vaughn suspension t-shirts being sold at thrift store, wondering who created the t-shirts, Tim has suspicions, perhaps this is tied to Willie’s email hacking, looking for people with parrots on their shoulders, thinking that KMOX has some fear of us getting an encoder…, heard that KMOX hired a new board-op called the ‘Tallahassee Tractor Guy’…, failed call attempt from Mike Lee, Plow Boy having some issues getting romantic gift, selfish Shania Twain, getting married on the beach, could’ve faked beach wedding at Des Peres Park, getting wasted at bachelor party, Doug was still hurting at his wedding, Andy Gibb was not at Doug’s wedding, running with a fast crowd, more interesting stories from Tim’s wedding that involved naked swimming plus getting naked in a hot tub, females don’t want to see naked males, Chuck calls to let us know about the knock-off shirts at Red Racks, young player retiring from NFL, Doug kids did not play football & The Cat feels kids cannot get hurt in drama club.
SEGMENT 3 – Linda Ronstadt doings, Doug seeing Elton John on the Sunset Strip once, Elton did not sing “Daniel” at Doug’s wedding, seeing Sandy Koufax at Panera, apparently Koufax was going from eatery to eatery that day, eating at the Brown Derby, Doug reiterates how he did not run with a fast crowd & old school pronunciation like ‘Missourah’.
SEGMENT 4 – Doings today, Rick Horton of Fox Sports Midwest joins the show, not as sunny in Florida without The Cat, John Lackey looking sharp in his first exhibition start, common for the veteran to have slow start in Spring Training, possibility of Jaime Garcia getting fifth starting rotation spot, certainly not forgetting about Marco Gonzalez, potential trade might be eventual solution, what we’re seeing from Carlos Martinez, should not see so many walks from Martinez, seeing Adam Wainwright becoming game ready, Rick believes that Michael Wacha will be the ‘bellwether’ player on this ball club, first game of the regular season around the corner at Wrigley Field, The Cat dismayed that ESPN gets the season opener, Mike Lee hangs up again, awkward moment on The Press Box with Tim calling into the show, Alpena thought he was being fired on the air, playing some of the audio, Tim being feared, not sure Alpena can get fired, dealing with flat tire, The Cat telling Alpena not to be afraid, time for the WWE Recap, audio on their website not working so let’s hear another weird video, something not in the script, love when Larry responds with “What?”, getting to Wrestlemania, that Sting has been around a while, hitting on local female journalists again, top five ladies in local news, all ladies from the 4 Fox, Doug doesn’t have time for a sex change, Doug will not assist Larry with his TV colleagues, Larry just going too far with these ladies, top five countries, wondering if Larry wants to get to the gym, needs to cut down the pizza intake, The Cat would like Larry to tone down his advances & support the sponsors!
SEGMENT 5 – Email of the Day