Kevin Lorenz, Tue, 28 Sep 2010 12:13:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 — —
September is the best month of weather in the year. The Cat doesn’t mind the heat. Is it fly when girls walk by for the summer? Rich Cronin, we hardly knew ye. He died of sickness according to Producer Joe. Mizzou playing like gangbusters. Lou Diamond Phillips will be on later. Remember him from La Bamba? The Big Bopper was taken too early. Who would you want to see perform in heaven? Is there a unity scorecard? Jim Hayes Enterprises says yes, and it’s all about revenue streams. And isn’t flying fun?
SEGMENT 2 — —
Neil Sedaka was once a member of Hell’s Angels? Kyle Lohse has not been consistent this season. He went 6 innings last night. Do you have confidence in Kyle Lohse? You can say sheath on this show. Lohse is averaging two base runners an inning. Do you want Westbrook back? Do any of the young guys from Memphis look like starters next year? Pagnozzi doesn’t look like a kid behind the plate. Right field will definitely feature a young cheap player. What about Skip? You need baserunners at the front of the lineup,
SEGMENT 3 — —
We’re just looking for a softball team. We field the worst fantasy baseball teams. Joe got a free team on Fields of Fantasy. The owner of the Segway Company died on a Segway. Irony? Is it worth making a billion dollars off a product that will eventually kill you? More car break ins in the area. Cold weather deters thieves. Security doesn’t solve the issue. Thieves have no fear. Doug wants the military involved. Downtown thugs more threatening than the Taliban. Lou Diamond Phillips joins the show. How much money do you make Lou? What is Stargate Universe? They killed Lou off, but they brought him back to life later. Good negotiation point. Everyone loves La Bamba. What was your big break? How was I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here?
SEGMENT 4 — —
The NCAA Football scene just got a more interesting this week. Colorado and Georgia coaches may change this week. Mizzou’s season has been tougher than we thought it would be. This team has a chance to be successful. It’s not necessarily up to Blaine Gabbert’s arm. The running game will help. Four legit weapons on the run. Defense is much better as well. Every team in the Big12 has had a hiccup week. What happens when five teams are undefeated at the end of the season? The major conference teams can’t take a week off. What about the extra point record?
SEGMENT 5 — —
It’s time for the WWE recap. A mysterious letter baffles the cast of the WWE. That’s it? What’s coming up next? We have had some horrible recaps, this may be the worst. Can you have a show girlfriend? Did the strap change hands at all? No one watched the WWE. What goes on in Hell in a Cell?
SEGMENT 6 — —
Where else will you get Lou Diamond Phillips and Gabe on the same show? Mike Lee stops by to say hey. Tony still won’t let him pitch. When’s the birthday party? Cal Eldred follows that act. We ran out of Cupcakery gift certificates. Kyle Lohse is still down mentally. We ask Cal about the Pujols situation this offseason. Bad situation for the front office. Payroll will have to go up in order to win. David Freese could be an impact player when he comes back. McClellan as a starter? What about Westbrook? Colby’s potential is discussed. It’s not easy to grow up in the big leagues. Tampa still has low attendance. Arkansas fans drive up to see Pujols. Minor league system needs to produce.
SEGMENT 7 — —
Is this Aaron Neville? No Kevin it’s not Lionel Richie. Eight Thousand tickets remain for next weeks Rams’ game. Cardinals not being in the postseason will help out the Rams. 70% of Steven Jackson or Kenneth Darby? You’re not going to get 16 games out of Steven Jackson each year. 1500 carries looks to be the limit for running backs.
SEGMENT 8 —
It’s time for the Ticket Guys Email of the Day.