TMA – Segment 3: Ben Fred fills in for Tim, random nitwittery, Email of the Day

Tim has to leave to shave strokes, so Ben Fred sits in for the final hour. Ben Fred not happy to drive an hour and a half so Tim can play golf. Golf isnt fun if you suck. Doug wasnt invited to play golf today. David Cline of Hedonism couldnt hack it at 590. Cat thinks Doug is eye candy, and Doug agrees. A little Cards talk. 
EMOTD read by Plowsy.