John Semar, Thu, 03 Sep 2015 12:16:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Where is Tim, Billy G’s in a lemming-like move is sponsoring his day off, Joe Roderick is filling in and explains how he discovered the Plow Boy as an intern, texters with varied reactions to the Rodge early on, The Cat explains the Cardinals thought process in pitching to Zimmerman late in the game last night, the team shuffled their rotation to give Carlos Martinez and Michael Wacha a little rest, Doug and The Cat don’t remember Joe’s tenure producing the program and confuse him with Willie, Bubba the Love Sponge once put Roderick on air without Joe realizing it, The Cat explains how people become succeptible to cults, Mr. Hayes goes on to relate his one experience with Scientology, who will run point tomorrow with Jennings on the show with Doug and The Cat, Randal Grichuk seriously thought he’d get a Gift Certificate to McDonald’s after he homered to Big Mac Land, Grich is also a big fan of Chicken McNuggets, The Cat is surprised by how well Roderick is performing thus far, Roderick is confused why a segment of baseball fans don’t enjoy Tim McCarver’s broadcast work, Fuelsie calls in and his friend says hello to Tim even though the Local Broadcast Hero isn’t here, The Cat asks for Doug’s range of Pot ’em Down’s, CBS Sports College FB analyst Rick Neuheisel joins the program to preview the first weekend of football and sing us a Harbaugh song, Mike Lee chimes in with an update on the girl he made out with at the Anniversary Party, Joe explains what Ghetto Sauce is, Doug and The Cat ask if they can eat Billy G’s food on air.
SEGMENT 2 – Doug explains why he’s not knowledgable with music acts like Boyz II Men, Roderick apparently reads the dirt sheets and dives into Rosie O’Donnell dating Tatum O’Neal, Doug poo poo’s playing another F-Marry-Kill, The Cat accuses Joe of having a poor ability to age, a porn parody theme of Golden Girls is played causing Joe to recount how many men they slept with during the course of the series, The Cat accuses Plowsy of being a bigger Joe lemming than Tim even, Post-Dispatch columnist Benjamin Hochman joins the program to discuss his first piece and the Cardinals, Charlie Marlow was spewing hot takes on a potential Heyward contract via twitter last night, Doug explains why he’s been tardy with his Fantasy Football payment to Roderick.
SEGMENT 3 – Doug is willing to pardon Billy G’s lemming behavior because they’re bringing him food, Joe’s background growing up in Illinois is discussed, Post-Dispatch Cardinals reporter Derrick Goold checks in to discuss this weekend’s series against the Pirates and to predict Heyward’s future.
SEGMENT 4 – Billy G’s delivers food in honor of Tim’s day off, Joe Roderick discusses his educational path to broadcast excellence, farm talk with Plowsy, a girl texts in asking for assistance in helping hook up with a bi-doctor girl, a fake science lesbian calls-in and despite a deep voice fools Plowsy, JT phones in next to say he was diappointed not to see Doug on the field at Busch Stadium, Roderick is excited to have drafted Tom Brady now that the suspension has been overturned, a TV host in Boston suggested yesterday that Roger Goodell should be murdered.
SEGMENT 5 – Email of the Day