Willie Springer, Thu, 07 May 2015 12:27:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Hello from Ginger Bay Salon Spa, Charlie sitting in for Tim this morning, Doug took a look at the manscaping, Doug admits to being hairless, worried about the Cardinals after their loss, wanted nine straight, ball clubs stealing players, The Cat’s wife likes Ginger Bay, The Cat might get some shoulder work done, Joe Roderick Engineering LLC was mistaken for the star of the station, great place for Mother’s Day gifts, Doug says the Ginger Bay location in Kirkwood is landmark for women in the area, guys can get help from Ginger Bay too, exfoliation problems, hello back in the studio, Doug feels like Willie is right behind him, we’d like to do some waxing off Doug live on the air, hard to find hair on Doug’s body, need some Michigan J Frog to cheer us up early…, Cubs manager Joe Maddon said some bad words heard on the Cardinals telecast, have to apologize, The Cat takes no responsibility, Lance Lynn was heard saying “f— you!” after striking out Addison Russell, fantasy doings, Chuck talking smack to Doug over his win, naming random players like Joe Thurston or Brian Barton, accidentally calling Thurston, Chuck pocket dialed Sheldon Richardson one time while he was in Las Vegas, the Jets lineman was cool about the whole thing, The Cat and Doug prefer Charlie to run point for the reps, Doug likes to just sit there while the show broadcasts, Wiffle Ball Tourney still on for this Saturday, Charlie takes drink from Doug’s drink using the straw, Doug freaking out…, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug talks about his work with the magazine “Salon Today”, his most recent work was on cuticle cleaning, hello Plow Boy back in the studio, early text of the day, the mysterious box, they want Willie to open the box, something about life partner Seth…, Ginger Bay gift card a wonderful choice for Mother’s Day, Doug got himself a new suspension quill from listener Colin Bigmann, maternity massages for baby mama’s, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug’s fantastic weight loss, Doug struggling to cook pot roast in early 20s, odd transition to pockmarks, maybe more of a medical procedure, asking for food, Doug would like to sample some lotions, envisioning home life at the Vaughn house, Doug giggle fit…, Will Ferrell doing his Harry Caray impersonation on Letterman the other night, Doug apparently looking for flounder scent lotion, The Cat leaving the show around 9a, work to be done at the ballpark for the businessman special, Charlie promoting the 2 Fox, kind of work The Cat does before the baseball games, Taylor of Ginger Bay Spa Salon was not familiar with Doug or The Cat & come by Ginger Bay for Mother’s Day gifts!!!
SEGMENT 2 – Enjoying ourselves at Ginger Bay Spa Salon, the tale of Mrs Janney-Shanahan…, “Angry Adam” on the line but not there to scold Doug, homeless people, some homeless are females, attractive homeless females according to Joe Roderick, story from Charlie about some Irish homeless person trying to rob them, the worst kind of homeless people, Plow Boy with story about some guy being scared at downtown ATM taking out a lot of money, curious about when Doug plans to retire, Doug doesn’t want to do the show at 77-years-old or now, retirement plans involving “Hogan’s Heroes” along with flounder-scented lotion, Doug says he’s nowhere close to retirement, wide range of services that Ginger Bay offers, no goiter removal from some kind union worker, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug suggests back facial for The Cat, taking some nice shots at The Cat’s body hair, consider the ‘Just For Him’ package, getting rubdown from attractive male massage therapist, Joe Roderick needs some eyebrow work done, sharing some hair removal techniques we all do at home, lots of tweezing…, Joe Roderick getting his eyebrows done on the air, does not start with kidney punch, Willie tells Joe what to expect from the waxing, Joe’s hairstyle like Johnny Bravo, get some nice hair products at Ginger Bay, making fun of Doug once having skin cancer, Doug getting sassy with the sponsor…, Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, season over after loss last night, time for fire sale…, Pete Kozma really becoming nice player off the bench, quick interruption for Joe’s waxing situation…, were some tough times for Kozma a season ago, seeing Joe Maddon getting tossed last evening over balls and strikes, Maddon showing young ball club that he has their backs, Michael Wacha taking the next step as the staff ace, need him to be more than just quality start guy, encouraging Derrick to visit Ginger Bay Salon Spa, spa day on road trip, explaining the turkey neck to Derrick, almost looking spry, newly reshaped eyebrows of Joe Roderick looking sharp, Timberfake calls, odd shots at The Cat…, plans to be at the Wiffle Ball Tourney, using bad language…, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, visit from Ginger on location, her husband listens to the show, she shares her vague knowledge of the presentation, not a fan of our comments towards women & teaching Doug a lesson!
SEGMENT 3 – The Cat had to leave for businessman special duties, Charlie looking forward to drinking beer at game today, Tim Logan of the LA Times joins the show, the newest finance reports about fast-tracking the stadium projects in Inglewood plus Carson, money from Stan Kroenke essentially for campaign, not many roadblocks in Los Angeles facing Kroenke, most of the obstacles for Rams owner will come from the St. Louis side, consider the league stepping in too, curious why Kroenke spent more than Chargers/Raiders on fastracking, hope that NFL likes the Carson project better, Carson project much more complicated that than the one with Inglewood at the moment, City of Carson very supportive of the project, expecting final decision to be made this fall (but that could change), obvious that the league does not want teams moving all over the country, league would probably prefer the Rams not leaving St. Louis (all things being equal), any team(s) would draw well moving to the LA area, some quick real estate advice for Doug moving to Southern California, Doug has family that lives in So Cal, real estate prices just too much yet we love STL…, Joe Roderick getting all the promotion by hacking into Ginger Bay’s system, Doug not in the Kirkwood Hall of Fame, trying to figure out if he belongs, other folks that belong in HOFs, show might be better with The Cat gone, Doug doesn’t like to talk, camerman remembers Doug complaing about getting out of the business 15-20 years ago, all set for Mother’s Day with gifts, naming random cities, something about “Tommy Boy”, bringing customers to Ginger Bay this morning, random gifts that Doug has got from his kids, Charlie friends with John Vaughn, Doug a little cold hearted with gifts…, Plow Boy wants you to SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, possible another care package for Doug coming…, get on that DraftKings to play us in fantasy baseball, Laura Ortmann of Ginger Bay joins the show, confirms that Doug’s neck looks better, fine things to get from the store for the holiday honoring the ladies this weekend, expecting long-running joke of the Doug Vaughn Turkey Neck cream, their second-largest time of the year for business, comments on the work done on Joe’s eyebrows, not enough men conditioning their hair & Laura thinks that Doug’s hair color is perfect for his skin complexion.
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