Willie Springer, Thu, 12 Mar 2015 13:12:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Doug might do a whole segment himself, breaking down the losses of the Billikens and Tigers, Doug use to like Mizzou, Plow Boy might be short on the drop this morning, we do have “Michigan J. Frog” standing by…, The Cat sings over Mr. Frog, listening to the show in the shower, disclosing some of our shower habits and methods, none of us have taken a bath in a long time, more “Michigan J. Frog”…, thunder down under, would do some stripping for $200K, pride in having a gut, Doug disagrees, Willie says guts are respected in the Far East, women would be all over him in Asia, body shaming…, Plow Boy feels discriminated to a degree because of his skinny build, Doug is a fat shamer, big day for Fox Sports Midwest with Cardinals plus Blues playing teams with orange colors (Orioles n’ Flyers), Doug always liked that Jim Palmer, other Orioles we’ve liked over the years, seeing Sam Bradford wearing green on TV, game changer for Rams by re-signing Lance Kendricks, still cannot too excited about Rammies if we’re not sure about them staying, interesting prize on the captain’s log, The Cat receiving heat for being a downer on the Rams, going through Chuck’s wallet, biggest number in The Cat’s contact list happens to be a certain producer, the sound that Doug makes when nibbling some of the delicious Friendly’s fried chicken, our favorite big guys in the 90s, The Cat and Doug name some of their favorite big men from back in the day, NBA stats from the brief career of Bryant ‘Big Country’ Reeves, that ’95 NBA Draft was pretty cool, looking forward to that Christian Laettner “30 for 30”, some facts about Shawn Bradley, other random big men, Doug’s favorite was Rex Walters since he loves Kansas, Doug rating the greatest college basketball players of all-time, Chuck and The Cat want each other to stop talking about their alma maters, not everyone had chicken wings back in the day, Doug on the history of the chicken wing business, Doug rather eat the breast than the wing, debate over ranch vs blue cheese, The Cat learning about trashed wings, wondering who in the area might speak Japanese, that wonderful Barry Switzer interview from last year, Doug had a poster of Babe Ruth growing up, he once got caught stealing to end a World Series, similar instances in the 2013 World Series, Babe Ruth had 123 career stolen bases, odd that he only had one MVP award, did not care for that John Goodman movie, The Cat promising a HR from David Freese for ailing young girl, Freese delivered that day too, celebrities that look like the Bambino, actresses from “A League of Their Own”, miss old fashioned names like ‘Boog Powell’, our nicknames from back in the day, free agent known as ‘Pot Roast’, Alpena calling the Bradford-Foles trade about a month ago, Bradford revealing that negotiations were happening for weeks & NFL coaches just lie to us.
SEGMENT 2 – Support our wonderful sponsors, Dmitrij Jaskin of the St. Louis Blues, catching Nashville in the standings, crazy games beating the Jets the other night, reaction to the Barret Jackman goal, nicknames on the club, liking St. Louis, moving to the United States as a young player, loves watcing movies, favorite flick is “Cool Runnings”, misses his girlfriend’s borscht, Doug not okay with the beetroot soup, he does like cheeseburger and fries too, Plow Boy looking for a Jaskin sweater, getting a custom hockey sweater, Doug probably buys mesh jerseys for kids plus wrote number and name on the back, not easy for players to do interviews in the second language, Doug would take job in Belgium, languages spoken in Belgium, “muscles from Brussels”, Charlie thought Jean-Claude Van Damme movie better than anything that Arnold Schwarzenegger did in Hollywood, that notion quickly dispelled, Sylvester Stallone doing more and more movies, Schwarzenegger too, ridiculous money made by Dr. Phil plus Judge Judy, Willie thinks he’d fit in well with the Kennedy family, Blues make the players talk, imagine Arnold having BBQ with Billy Ray Cyrus, our favorite Arnold movies & Alpena with an impression making Arnie sound like ‘Cookie Monster’.
SEGMENT 3 – No suspensions on the log just yet, Plow Boy getting his new mattress this weekend, Charles Davis of Fox Sports plus NFL Network joins the show, Charles’ take on how often linens should be cleaned, living the hotel life traveling one place to the other, never seen the cleaning person in the room, almost want to avoid the maid service, overreaction from Philly on the Bradford-Foles deal, really believes the Rams are one quality QB away from being a postseason team, fan base in Philly keeps yelling for the Eagles to somehow acquire Marcus Mariota, all big decisions made by Chip Kelly, the coach has done nothing but win since arriving in the league, made things work well with Nick Foles, no doubt that Chip Kelly can make a system for his personnel, look back at Darin Thomas playing in the National Championship during the Oregon Ducks days, teams near the top of the board that will interest in taking QB (Jameis Winston or Mariota), Foles has chip on the shoulder to be consistent QB in the league, obvious Sam Bradford along with the Rams fan base definitely needed a fresh start, if the Cardinals can get to the playoffs with a third string QB…, plenty of potential for Bradford yet ‘potential’ is good and bad, nothing wrong with not buying into team since we do not know if they’re staying or going, definitely can empathize with fan base not being rewarded for loyalty, seeing Amari Cooper at Alabama Pro Day yesterday, would not be suprised if Rams quickly ran to podium to draft Cooper if he’s still there at #10, interesting that Kevin White of West Virginia is rated ahead of him according to some, Charlie learned something from Charles about hotel etiquette, worst places we’d live, nowhere with ISIS, Willie talking smack on ISIS, The Cat thought he was going to do something about it, Doug not a fan of ‘meme’ & ranking the top alums from Bradley University.
SEGMENT 4 – Difference between croquet and croquette, Plow Boy getting his hockey sweater, Doug feels that it’d be weird to wear jersey of current young player since they’d be young enough to be his son, Doug likes beefy t-shirts, Charlie like to wear wife beaters, Doug feels they’re very hoosier, Doug planning to send terse emails to armed forces plus governments, getting the attention of Hilary Clinton, vile text wins, not sure if The Cat is still giving the winner a hug, story about Double D’s in Brentwood once…, Charlie helps strangers, rescuing Doug in some kind of foreign prison, Chuck being compared to Brian Williams, Doug claims he has no stories to tell, envisioning a normal evening for Doug with his family, imagine that he eats salisbury steak quite often, Doug had grilled chicken again with some kind of vegetable medley, The Cat grilling Omaha steaks, getting food delivered, new meme with Willie as “American Sniper”, pretty sure Willie would end up being roasted by ISIS, ways to become some kind of international secret agent, each scenario ends with Willie being BBQ’ed on a spit, scenario in which Willie returns as a hero & torture for inmates would be blasting podcasts of “Afternoon Delight”.
SEGMENT 5 – Email of the Day