Thursday’s Show Audio —- Blues Get Started Tonight Against Sharks

Producer Joe, Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:23:00 GMT

SEGMENT 1– A Lot of People Consider This to Be the Varsity Squad Of This Radio Program, I Don’t Call It A Hall of Fame Career But Everyone Else Does, When You Are Mentioned In a Rap Video You Ball So Hard, Doug This Right Here Is the Offical Rally Song of the St. Louis Blues This Postseason & Will Be Blaring During a Parade Down Market This June, the Visual Is Even Better If You Watch It On YouTube, Did You Forget to Mention That It Was Shot In Part in Front of KFNS, Here Is More From Deuce’s Catalog a Song About South City, What Do You Mean About Being South City Dirty?, and That Just a Disaster Waiting to Happen and Getting Swept By the Sharks, Plus Good Morning Mike

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SEGMENT 2– Is This Darnell Coles Because That Appears to be the Most Popular Name in America Behind Terrell Buckley, The Non and His Damn Network, Shea Weber Could Be Finding Himself in Some Hot Water After His Hit As Time Expired Last Night, Just Incredibly Stupid on a Bunch of Different Levels, On the Upset Front Vancouver Loses at Home to the Kings Last Night, and What a Loss For the Penguins Last Night After Losing When Ending the First Period Up 3-0, Plus The Cat Is Strickly Baseball From This Point Forward

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SEGMENT 3– Doug I Do Remember 1982 & That Was a Couple of Titles Ago, Joe Strauss Joins the Show Presented By R.F. Meeh Company to Discuss His Thoughts on the Lineup Yesterday and Not Needing to Create a Talking Point For a Radio Show, It’s Something People In This City Talk About All the Time Regarding the Lineup, the Possibility of This Thing with Berkman Being Bigger Than Just a Couple of Days Off, Don’t Think Craig Is That Close to Being Activated, This Team May Find Out Quickly Who Their Back-Up First Baseman Is, and An Update on What Sanchez Is Doing Down in Memphis

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SEGMENT 4– Kelly Chase Joins the Show Presented By Applicance Solutions to Talk About Being On His Way Back to St. Louis This Morning, What Happened in Nashville with Shea Weber at the End of the Game Between Zetterberg, Nights Off Are Not An Option in the Playoffs, I Saw Things From Guys Last Night That You Didn’t See From Them All Season Long, Halak Will Be Getting the Start Tonight and Elliott’s Status, and Anything Out of the Gate That We Should Keep Our Eyes On that Play Out Throughout the Series, Plus Chaser What Do You Think of This Rally Song

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SEGMENT 5– I Really Think the Lead This Morning Is the Blues Rally Song That Is Going to Be Played at Scottrade Center Tonight, EJ Hradek of the NHL Network Joins the Show to Discuss What He Thinks About the Blues Series Against the Sharks, How Dynamics Change Over the Course of a Season and This Isn’t the Same Sharks Team the Blues Have Faced This Season, There Will Be a Confident Blues Team Though Knowing That They Know How to Beat the Sharks, Only Concern Is That There Isn’t Alot of Playoff Experience, Any Silliness Involving Joe Thornton Could Cost Them In This Series, and His Take What Happened Late Last Night with the Canucks & Kings

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SEGMENT 6– Elton John Jack & Now He Has Three First Names, I’m Excited About Today’s Show But You Should Stop Talking Like a Woman, I Think You Are a Crackwhore and There Is No Chance That Song Ends Up in the Blues Room, I Don’t Think Rasmus Has Had a Hit Since Joshua Was Played For Him, News Regarding Rick Majerus and His Future at SLU, Nate Dogg Will Still Be in Concert This Weekend Even Though He Is Dead, Sure You Should Just Shave the School Logo In the Back of Your Head, Quiz Time Bitches, an Hour of Sleep Is Worth More than 6 Dollars, and Lets Give Away the Text of the Day

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SEGMENT 7– This Is Your Guy Who Has Sponsored the WWE Wrestling Recap At One Time, Of Course It Was Photoshopped When It Was Just Taken on Sunday Night, Doug Thinks It Is Going to Go the Distance, Would This Be the Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened To You In Your Life?, Splashing Some Urine On Your Face Because You Are a Bleeder, and Is This Something We Should Be Really Concerned With Regarding Berkman

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SEGMENT 8– Supplement Superstore Email of the Day

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E-Mail of the Day:

Good morning, stultus pueri,

I found a notebook at the corner of Clifton and Finkman last week with the
following written in it. It seems like a list of potential choruses for
songs, but I’m not sure. See what you think:

– In South City we’re Dirty
– In Kirkwood we’re better than you
– In Creve Coeur we’re driving cars we can’t afford
– In Florrisant we almost went to Community College but didn’t
– In Oakville we’re wearing Affliction and cologne
– In Lemay we’re missing our bicuspids
– In Overland we’re somewhat obese
– In St. Charles we’re morbidly obese
– In Chesterfield we’re trying to pretend the rest of you don’t exist
– In High Ridge we’re dirty, like, literally filthy

Pretty catchy stuff, I think.

Yours truly,
The English Major General

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