Brian Hoffman, Mon, 14 Dec 2015 13:11:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Tim is more bullish on the program than Sea Monster since it’s guest-light, Kevin Demoff showed up at our Holiday party unannounced to donate to the Toy Drive, what are Tony Danza’s most memorable roles, Tawny has scheduled a girls night with Janie the Lesbian and Anna-Marie, did Cal May cause Jason Heyward to sign with the Cubs, the Cardinals seem to be at a crossroads this off-season, Doug and The Cat argue that Heyward is not a transformative player, Tim is still concerned that the Cardinals don’t look like a playoff team in 2016, are Peralta and Molina declining assets at this point, Heyward is actually a better fit for the Cubs because his offense isn’t crucial to their success, Tim doesn’t understand why the Cardinals have reported interest in Alex Gordon, it might be time for them to do a minor rebuild, the organization is good at not making moves as an emotional response … the last was Tino Martinez in 2003 per Tim, Justin Upton is still available and seems like he’d be a good compliment to the offense, The Cat would like to see the Cardinals pursue Buehrle, it seems that the two opt-outs made a big difference in Heyward’s decision, caller Jake wants to know what it would take to pry Carlos Gonzalez out of Colorado, the Shrewsbury Seminary Student feels the Cardinals identified another ace as the team’s primary need and is disappointed they didn’t close on David Price, Caller Ellen wonders if trading for Heyward was a reactionary move by Mozeliak in the wake of the Taveras tragedy, the gentleman with 50 names is up next to barrage us with nonsensical baseball ramblings.
SEGMENT 2 – The Cardinals rotation still has a lot of potential going into 2016 but they all have health question marks, Plow Boy was posted up at Billy G’s almost all weekend, very generous Blues executive Mike Caruso got Plowsy tickets for the Plow Girl’s birthday this week, recapping the holiday party last week at The Wheelhouse, was Janie the Lesbian on the prowl for Tawny, the Apache was probably the star of the evening, Tim hung out with Tony the Plow Dow and his touchy friends, Weezer might have gotten cucked by The Bull and Apache, Tim still doesn’t answer the door at home when not expecting company, people text in lines from Home Alone, “Woodrow Wilson” aka Jimmy the Bull calls into the program and takes Doug to task, Post-Dispatch reporter Derrick Goold joins the program to discuss where the Cardinals go next now that Heyward is off the market.
SEGMENT 3 – Akoostic Sessions brings us back, which President does Tim compare to more – Madison or John Quincy Adams, we enjoy workshopping the baseball off-season, Post-Dispatch Rams reporter Jim Thomas joins to discuss the team’s win and Jay Z’s presence at The Dome, Serena Williams is the Sportsperson of the Year for 2015 according to Sports Illustrated, it will be difficult to put the Best of St. Louis Sports lists together this year says Tim, The Cat is jealous of Gardner’s man-bun, are The Bull’s pics from the holiday party going to be on Instagram, lots of texters say The Cat’s “Classic, Go to Bat” interview was the best STL sports moment of the season.
SEGMENT 4 – Email of the Day.