GFI Digital Email of the Day: Settle the Carport Debate

Brendan Marks, Tue, 02 Dec 2014 17:00:00 GMT

The Hills Have Thighs won Tuesday’s Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for this carport-themed memo to Tim, Jim and Doug.

Was hoping you wise guys could settle a debate between me and Mrs Thighs. I got up on the roof over the weekend to assemble a fine Christmas display by the means of a stringed lighting system across the roof on the front face of the house. As I finished up and asked my wife to steady the ladder, she wondered aloud, “what about the carport?” I think it’s just a little too Hoosier to decorate a carport with Christmas displays but she insisted. Keeping in mind the fact that we have a luxury carport, could you fellas settle this debate for us. I promised her that I would find a panel of three AM radio hosts to arbitrate our disagreement.

Baby, it’s cold outside,
The Hills Have Thighs

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The Morning After’s Email of the Day