GFI Digital Email of the Day: J-Hey Kid Coming to Town

Brendan Marks, Tue, 18 Nov 2014 16:33:00 GMT

The Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel won Tuesday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for his interesting take on the Cardinals’ trade for Jason Heyward.

Mornin’ boyz,
Really excited about the J-Hey Kid coming to town. In a way, Mozeliak and John Hart remind me of a scene between Zeb and Esther Walton. Zeb wanted more tots, and Esther said ‘You’re the one at this table who could do a little starving”, real sassy-like. Then Zeb said, “Esther, we’ve got to keep our strength up”, so he put on a dress and she robin-fed him more of those spud puppy pom-poms. Just like Mozeliak. It’s metaphorical.

Please advise,
The Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel

To hear the rest of the nominees, listen to the whole segment below.

GFI Digital Email of the Day