GFI Digital Email of the Day: An Ode to New Intern Mark (9/15)

Brendan Marks, Mon, 15 Sep 2014 17:25:00 GMT

The hills have thighs won the GFI Digital Email of the Day on Monday’s The Ryan Kelley Morning After for his glorious letter welcoming Mark, the show’s new 58-year-old intern, to the CBS Sports 920 team. Here is the email.

Good morning lay persons,

It’s thighs from the future, and I found Mark’s resume on monster. Here’s a ‘lil tidbit.

Objective: to find a job anywhere outside of AM sports talk radio.

Internship at cbs sports 920/InsideSTL

Validated host’s decision on best fries

Learned words and phrases not to use from local sports anchor

Obtained valuable proportioning ratios of m&m’s to coffee

Displayed exceptional punctuality by arriving before host every day

Helped log suspension notes on for show

Sounds like Mark will have a great experience with TMA

The hills have thighs

The GFI Digital Email of the Day