Willie Springer, Fri, 22 May 2015 13:03:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Jeff Abeln running point this morning, working to get Doug out of the business, long hours of journalism, learning the phrase ‘u trough’, half slack is what Jeff calls shorts, alternatives for underwear, Plow Boy only has so many pairs of underwear, do not wear dirty ones, use to have man odor problem in the studio, Jeff asking about farting, making some fart noises, Willie reminds Jeff of the fine sponsors, Cardinals lose 5-0 to the Mets yet we saw positive outing for Jaime Garcia, hopefully the Cards can keep getting those kind of starts out of him moving forward, alternatives if Jaime is not the option, Jeff wanting to know Lance Lynn’s contract, taking shots at insiders on the show, Lynn’s stats compared to other top pitchers in the league yet only getting 3yr/$22M deal, plenty of security for Lynn who ought to be getting another payday down the road, Randal Grichuk running around in centerfield like a right-handed Jim Edmonds, some of those catches Edmonds made…, Jeff having Internet issues trying to access the text line, ‘Checkmate King 2’, some kind of show Doug saw a long time ago, something about the Germans…, Jeff earns another suspension, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, The Cat would like to apologize if we offended any Germans like Jason Isringhausen, got the new interns name incorrect, talking to Matt for a moment, Bobby calls wanting more details about our Six Flags day, taking Doug on the Colosses for a slow ride…, Doug’s family having issues with the kitchen TV at home, The Rogue Onion calls, sings a nice song for Doug…, Doug sings along…, text line talking about giving Doug an ‘old fashion’, Willie exaplins in Tim’s terms, Joe Strauss of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, not playing Jeff’s reindeer games, thoughts on Jaime Garcia’s outing, not seeing that he could have done much more, obvious hope would long-term solution perhaps avoiding costly trade, ball club needs starting pitchers to diminish stress on bullpen, facing the tough Mets pitching staff, Jayson Heyward improving and on the way up, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, tinting car windows, would Heyward’s performance this season affect the Cardinals paying to keep him?, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug hopes for some free alcohol, Jim knows his cheesesteak, Jim can get any table he wants at the resturants, taking the morning constitutional and the ladies swoon, taking a recreational while on the constitutional, Doug and Jim break into song, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 2 – Painful memories, only took baseball 30 years after the Dekinger call to impliment replays, would be awful as an umpire to make a call like that to decide a championship, replay has removed big arguments with umpires, can’t have the call right and the big manager tantrum, Wally Backman threw the best tantrums, minor league baseball is more entertaining outside of just the game, people less interested in the game would rather have the atmosphere, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, looking forward to the I-70 series, Jim prefers calling it the Goldberg Cup, popularity has definitely risen since the Royal’s postseason run, discussion on best types of BBQ dry rub or wet with a nice slather, Doug doesn’t want to shower after he eats, suspension earned…, BBQ meat so you can eat with your hands, Doug prefers to eat like a caveman, Jim uses only knives and forks, Doug won’t eat the skin off of fried chicken, The Cat thinks Jeff is from Fire Island, Jeff didn’t have the grades to get into Oakville High School, Jim thinks Jeff would be popular in prison, Joel Goldberg from Fox Sports Kansas City joins the show and doesn’t want to hear from Jim, Jim tells him about the Goldberg Cup, lots of Jewish humor, Joel reflects on the path of the Kansas City fanbase, Royals finally able to compete with the Cheifs, already a massive rise in attendance at Kauffman, talk about Chris Young and his rise from a lot health problems becoming Comeback Player of the Year and Mike Moustakas turning his offense completely around in just a year, Joel’s watched Moustakas worked hard to beat the shift as often as he does, the Royals and their attitude at the beginning of the season compared to now, big pregame BBQ showdown on Fox Sports Midwest, Joel prefers to eat like a caveman also, there’s no room for Joel on TMA, Jim and Doug almost break into song again, listening to Larry Collins get tazed, Jeff wouldn’t be able to handle getting tazed for work, Doug is weirded out by Jeff’s hairstyle, Willie has een plenty of Jeff’s bad hair days, Doug wonders if Jeff’s ponytail is the first step of a gender change, Jim creates a name for Jeff’s new hairstyle, “The Toptail”, The Cat admits he’s a little overweight and prefers his half hour nap, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, the texters drawn comparisons with Jim to Marlon Brando, Jeff is ready to take his injections as long as it’s not estrogen, Doug wants to know the exact moment Jeff knew he was a woman trapped in a mans body, Jeff has to feel pretty on the inside for his bad hair days, Jeff wants to know how many raspberries Doug has given to people, Doug prefers Bruce Jenner to Chaz Bono, Willie is finished with the segment, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 3 – Talking about reports confrirming Rams relocation, conflicting reports still keep it up in the air, hard to figure out whether or not the Carson project or Inglewood project is further from the base, Rams would enter the biggest storm with a move into already competitive state, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, The Exit Poll, “Does Garcia make it through the rest of the season healthy?” Jim quick to respond with a big yes, Doug is hopeful for it but still has some bumps possible, Jeff has optimism but also sees some bumps in the road ahead, “Would you like to see more of the Cardinals powder blues?” Doug doesn’t like the wacky uniforms only once or twice is fine, Jeff with a heck yeah, Jim is a mild fan, “Is Kershaw still the best in the NL?” Doug with a quick no based on the seasons stats, Jim says he’s struggling and has fallen off slightly, Jeff thinks he’s still the best out there who’s only hitting a rough patch, “Have the Blues handled the coaching process poorly?” Jim says no answer since he’s heard nothing behind the scenes, Doug really enjoys the pan flute background music before finally agreeing with The Cat, Jeff says not as much can really be placed on the coach so the blues are fine, “Should kids be banned from postgame press conferences?” Jim, Jeff, and Doug find no issue whatsoever with it as a pure entertainment medium, “Favorite watersport activity?” Jeff loves to jetski, Jim is all right with jetskiing but really enjoys fishing, Doug is more of a fan of the lazy rivers, too much bacteria in the waters, how many filet o’ fishes could doug eat in one sitting?, the big breakfast at McDonalds really fills you up, gotta take a constitutional to burn off the filet o’ fish, Willie recalls the time he came to work intoxicated, Willie’s drinking a gateway to meth, talk about whether or not the new manager for the Marlins was a good idea, The Cat would wear a jock strap as he plays point gaurd for the NBA, Cuts of the Week, the military keeps thinking Doug is gay, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
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