Kevin Lorenz, Fri, 15 Apr 2011 11:36:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1– —
Jennings makes his return for Foot Friday. It’s a big donut Friday. Kevin reflects on failure. How does Iggy get guests? We plan another trip to Jamaica. Sara B would not go on a nude beach. Can you name 50 porn stars? Where’s the webcast? The Cardinals game was on Uverse last night. At what point does freedom of speech go too far?
segment 2– —
It’s Dollar Steak Friday at Time Out Bar and Grill. If you love the Lard (Lord) you can get Shark Steak, in the same area as the Bevo Mill. How can you look a lobster in the eyes before you pick it out? It is nice to have opposable thumbs. Lobsters have pincers not pinzers. You run out of people to pinch. Evolution screwed lobsters. Red Lobster is the most favorite restaurant in the country. They wouldn’t card you in Columbia South Carolina at the Applebees. The drinking age is now 21 everywhere, Doug. Justin Boyd’s assistant Ben made a fantastic video from the Hot Shots party last Wednesday. These Redbirds are soaring. Matt Holliday is killing the ball. The offense has followed.
SEGMENT 3– —
Jennings’ theme song is Me Name Junior Gong. Chaisey Lain joins us. $22 is up for someone to show their feet. Kelly Skyline is with her. There is some girl on girl action. We are pro lesbian at the Bunny Ranch. Business is booming. Chaisey does not remember working with Leslie Zenn. Celebrity Apprent-Ass? Ron Jeremy is good people.
SEGMENT 4– —
There’s more to love than boy meets girl. More tales from the Non-Gay’s home life. Jennings pounds 590. Doug is on board with the show. We unveil the Dirt Cheap Exit poll.
SEGMENT 5– —
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