"Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel" with unanimous Email of the Day win
— The Morning After (@TMASTL) July 11, 2016
Morning, B Team,
Yesterday whilst walking my dog in Tilles park, like a boss, I overheard some guy wearing a Callaway polo shirt and TaylorMade visor say the following: “No ma’am, I was not taking a video of your feet! I just came to this park to catch Pokemon!”. As they hauled him away, I could hear him telling the police that his affinity for feet was so mild that it was hardly worth mentioning, and that it was strictly for the benefit of the listeners.
Happy Birthday to the Dogtown Astro Van,
The Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel
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