Willie Springer, Wed, 27 Aug 2014 12:42:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Saw you over there again Chuck, excited for the big live draft tonight, worried about commissioner Joe Roderick, the laugh of a dolphin, Doug had his 4 FOX draft last night, the stories of Doug screwing up previous drafts, still do not have a draft order…, Joe Roderick apparently out on a jog, love them Syberg’s wings, using hotmail, other big time media guys use AOL still, trying to get Kay Adams in the mix, Doug the personnel guy shipped it on Draft Day, Cardinals could have stolen one from the Bucs, that damn “Bachelor in Paradise” leading to Tim’s new Facebook profile pic, leaving Seth Maness in the ballgame to face Ike Davis instead of bringing Randy Choate into the game, media in this town apparently defends Matheny too much…, some hits and runs from the lineup wouldn’t hurt either, do not think Matheny liked either of his options late in the game (Maness or Choate), just trying to analyze the ‘here and now’ perspective when breaking down the Birds, time to break down the New York Jets, they made the decision to start Geno Smith over Michael Vick, someone will held accountable if Eric Decker does not put up big numbers, holding Rex Ryan accountable…, next topic…, oh that Josina Anderson report on Sportscenter about Michael Sam showering or not showering with teammates, looking for story probably lead to the unnecessary report, this presenation takes baths, using a bidet, wondering which part of the area has the most bidets & excited for tonight’s big draft.
SEGMENT 2 – Joe Strauss & Dennis Hof: Read on the Maness versus Choate decision, the consistent concern with offense being unproductive for the most part in the first six innings of games, big start for Adam Wainwright in the series finale against the Bucs, hearing too often how the Cardinals’ ace has had to adjust mechanics, wondering about Waino possibly suffering from fatigue after carrying such a load over the last few seasons, maybe should’ve been Wainwright not Miller getting an extra day of rest rather than the extra scheduled start, almost cannot rely on the rest of the rotation to be consistent, wondering about how Carlos Martinez will be used going forward, big picture view on the cieling for the Cardinals while considering any historical context such as the ’06 ball club, no reason to think this will be a break out offense, thoughts on the Washington Nationals and Los Angeles Dodgers, a lot hinges on Michael Wacha’s return, #FreeMoney returns to the P-D this week, looking forward to seeing Doug make picks, excited for SEC football kicking off soon, not high on those Texas A&M Aggies, hoarding players in fantasy and not making trades, loading up on Rams offensive players, hello to Dennis, plenty of ‘tight ends’ out at the ranch, wonderful summer in Nevada, Kevin the contest winner last month, still not sure what happened with his wife situation…, the girls get into fantasy football but no so much Dennis, spoiling the end of “The Sopranos”, getting the ranches on premium cable, take the idea to Showtime and HBO, getting rich and famous by starting off with radio in STL, actually was the famous Andy Kaufman who had the idea for the ranch, lots of couples have been showing up & Andy will be back…
SEGMENT 3 – The NHL could be making some expansion moves, guessing game on what cities are being considered, Toronto possibly with a second team, Seattle is one, Quebec City possibly revitalizing the Nordiques, Las Vegas being the last possibility, one professional sports league needs to break that Vegas seal, not sure about hockey in the desert, numbers on the folks in Vegas, ‘tasty treat’ is today’s league, Doug’s favorite tasty treat, like that Tom Selleck, possibility that Chuck’s buddy in Vegas can help us big time with a hockey game hookup, possibly a nice hotel hookup too, city we’d like to move to one day, key to Plow Boy’s happiness, lovers interacting on social media, Charlie has a fantasy name but not sure about it, Cardinals lineup out, need to change fantasy lineup now, Clay Travis was not fired, really a big fan of college football more than ever these days, Doug would like to get out of the business, choosing between money and hitting a home run off Tom Seaver, the years of futility for Mizzou football (1984-2003), having a gerbil feeding us fries in diapers whilst at a petting zoo, Doug does not want to retire & Plow Boy really picking his spots nicely to play the drops.
SEGMENT 4 – Dance to that one baby, STL not being a Top 20 Market, hearing from Trent Green about the Sam Bradford injury, cannot imagine when the same things happens again right after rehabilitating the same knee, most snake bit athletes in STL history certainly puts Bradford on the proverbial Mount Rushmore, can put Rick Ankiel up there too, really hoping that he pens that autobiography, wondering if Bradford will want to work his way back again, we know he absolutely loves the game, Green’s thoughts on the Rams moving forward with Shaun Hill, season odds on the Rams, feel bad for him but Bradford not playing better than a middle of the road QB, poll on InsideSTL asking whether Michael Sam will make the final roster, using moist towelettes, maybe a juice box or two tonight & Bunchy Donovan.
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