Willie Springer, Wed, 04 Jun 2014 12:36:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Charlie in for The Cat, it’s pouring outside, the Plowboy’s car window won’t roll up during this downpour, #plowlife, Cardinals drop another one last night, Kolten Wong launched his first career homerun with a grand slam in the second inning, Jaime Garcia roughed up for six runs in the fifth inning, looks like the bullpen needs help, Neshek and Rosenthal give up runs in the eighth and ninth & Tim thinks a move to improve bullpen is inevitable moving forward.
SEGMENT 2 – Tinder Talk: Tim doesn’t like to give out free autographs, texters not happy with strike outs, Kolten’s grand slam was the first in his life, Plowboy matched his current girl friend on both Tinder and OkCupid.com, Willie is wasting no time to sign up, him and the texters disagree on the quality of women on Tinder, wombats, Charlie and Plowboy have been getting harassed on Twitter & lots of vile texts this morning.
SEGMENT 3 – Derrick Goold: Number of frusterating losses this season, mood of the clubhouse, a little tough luck for Neshek last night, bats finally got going last night, overall impression of dissapointing home stand, numbers with runners in scoring position are nowhere near what they were last year, tough to string hits together when power is lacking, many things that Matheny doesn’t want to share publically, Matheny doesn’t have the experience with the media that other managers possess & he accuses Derrick of asking questions with an edge.
SEGMENT 4 – Dennis Hof: Charlie’s dryer won’t work, hello Dennis, big trivia contest at Hotshots in Fenton to win a Father’s Day weekend at the Playboy Bunny Ranch, great weather out in Northern Nevada, lots of naked girls, both Plowboy’s parents would be on board, oh how Larry would love a weekend at the Bunny Ranch, Weezer wants to enter the contest, Charlie pushing for Larry to be the lucky winner, Doug giving recreational advice & Willie has a potential match on OkCupid.com… #developing.
SEGMENT 5 – Willie is discussing his matches on OkCupid, won’t give any names, suprise visit made by Denny from Friendly’s, love that fried chicken, Doug isn’t happy with the callers, back to talking Tinder, Doug doesn’t sound interest in the St. Gabe’s picnic this weekend & Willie had his first kiss on a ferris wheel in Chicago.
SEGMENT 6 – Email of the Day: