Willie Springer, Wed, 20 May 2015 13:16:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Hello again, big weekend ahead, Plow Boy excited to work on the holiday, Plow Girl heading to the big Cardinals-Royals series, The Cat would like to analyze his attitude, Tim likes to give out raises, very gentile…, Plow Boy would like to own a car that was made after the year 2000, if the Plow Boy had some money to take a vacation, thinking San Diego would be good destination, Doug bragging about the money he made in Rochester (Minn.), false hope working this industry in your 20s, The Cat remembers that time…, problems we have here include no encoder plus people stealing pens, captain’s log, Tim played Randal Grichuk on his DraftKings team last night, huge night for the young outfielder after Monday with five strike outs, Grichuk getting three extra base hits was biggest turnaround for individual player since 1914, smart play by Mike Matheny to throw Grichuk back out there, The Cat reached out to the ‘Grich’ about his big night, trends of the outfield, that Peter Bourjos playing quite well early this season, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug got some of his issues figured out yesterday, loyal listener Dan from T-Mobile really came through for Douglas saving him some time, now happy as the day is long…, Doug not sure whining helped or not helped, friend of Tim who works for Verizon was enjoying the Doug rants, we’d like Doug to reconnect with Victor…, this loyal listener saw Doug’s home, some of the listeners plan to rise up against Doug, he claims that he cannot even own a carport or coup of chickens, Doug now claims to have termites, he’d like some help from The Cat, Doug caught some of these bugs but could not find answers, Adam calls talking to Plow Boy about Mario Golf on N64, Doug interrupts wanting to get back to his problems, amusing little argument, folks call Charlie Brennan all the time wanting to talk things over with the producer, caller (Angry) Adam trneding up, his good-looking wife, Willie knows about this, using the word “via” for those who went to private schools, Doug’s favorite flavor of kool-aid, Benny Agbayani known as “Hawaiian Punch”, Kolten Wong being Hawaiian needs a catchy name, Shane Victorino the “flying Hawaiian”, Wong needs something…, quick transition to random chick flicks including “Fried Green Tomatoes” and “Steel Magnolias”, Daniel Kaplan of the Sports Business Journal joins the show, interesting day for Raiders owner Mark Davis visiting with media plus fans, momentum for the Carson project, another meeting coming up this summer for the league involving the stadium projects, too many rumors about teams pairing with each other for Carson or Inglewood, hiring of Carmen Policy who has experience with Raiders leaving Los Angeles in the 90s, be tough for the NFL to enact bylaws, the next steps for the NFL Spring Meetings today, more discussion of stadium projects, Robert Kraft finally done battling the NFL over Deflategate, track record of taking legal action against the league rarely works, Tim happens to flip to Channel 2 this morning from the Hustler channel to see Martin Kilcoyne reporting live from the NFL Spring Meetings at 4:15a (PT), felt bad for Martin…, The Cat snuck into Ballpark Village yesterday in which the MLS Commissioner visited, lot of gentlemen wearing scarves, Willie finds one reason on Google, apparently soccer fans that wear scarves “get it”…, elaboration on what it means to “get it”…, excellent segue into “Ram Rules”, we miss that brand of excitement, Doug embarrassed by this, the scarf part of the whole kit, something about Emily Ratajkowski with Zac Efron, Randy calls, big soccer fan who wants to talk scarves, just a traditional way to support one’s club, rube moment…, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, never ask caller to repeat themselves, just move on…, back to Efron, good in that “Neighbors”, Tim needs movie to watch on his flight this afternoon, hearing “The Gambler” was no good, other movies available via iTunes, not much of a list, might just go with “Whiplash” again…, somehow Tim’s Italian wife has never seen “The Godfather”, always stop to watch “The Godfather”, Doug feels that way about “The Wizard of Oz”, watching the classic film with Pink Floyd getting high, Doug would like Plow Boy to stop smoking, Plowsie has his own plan, rumors about “The Wizard of Oz” munchkins according to Mickey Carroll…, Rex Davis speaking for The Lollipop Guild, Ellen calls wanting to talk “Mad Men”, of course Willie is the only one to watch the whole series, his thoughts on the finale, ‘Don’ found himself, she does not want to meet to discuss the critically-acclaimed series, her relationship with friends zone guy, been about a year since she went out on date, Ellen just wanted to call about “Mad Men”, she needs more than “F buddy”, women are more fine than men remaining single especially as one gets older, women are much more self-sufficient, we’d like Ellen to meet Willie for a drink so maybe they can help each other, we here sirens where she’s walking, Willie would end up hitting on her if they ever met, he admit to playful humor happening, Mike Lee calls, Mickey Carroll once attended Mike’s birthday party, his thoughts on “The Wizard of Oz”, he’d like Doug’s thoughts on the Cardinals, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, might be a fake “Ray King” out there, Deke Dotem on fan page posting screenshots of his Tinder conversations talking baseball plus fries, Jimmy the bull calls, advice for Willie with Ellen, he’d like shot with her, Doug didn’t know about the Timberfake vs Taylor fight, Joe Roderick shared pic of Timberfake’s sister, Willie knows the background, more background for Doug about what he missed last week including the Cardinal Cowboy, that Taylor from Chicago sounds like he’s balling, not unusual for investment banker to come to STL to scrap at strip club & SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 2 – #WeenWednesday, Randy Choate getting walk last night, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Rick Hummel of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, one of the best games of the year so far for the ball club, everything firing plus Mets not playing too well, three straight starting pitcher going at least seven innings, elevated play of Mark Reynolds all-around, Jason Heyward does not need days off, Mike Matheny will have good problem with outfield depth once Jon Jay returns, finding lead-off hitter, Peter Bourjos has been serviceable yet Jay had the best numbers reaching base, do not think Jhonny Peralta as top shortstop yet numbers suggest otherwise, Commish heading to KC for big weekend series, be nice to see Royals fans show up for I-70 series, thoughts on the Royals coming off World Series run, still a very good ball club on the Western side of the Show Me State, records very close to each other, some decent news about Marco Gonzalez having solid outing last night, need to see some consistency, just Marco available especially since he was key to bullpen late last season, Jaime Garcia making start tomorrow, get out of him what ball club can, Commish more optimistic than other instances with Garcia, happy birthday to soldier who is loyal listener, boys listening to the show overseas, Doug would like to stop this, maybe play this show to the enemy, we’ll drive ISIS to goodness talking about fries, wondering if the USO shows are still happening, got text from Japan, be country we’d like to visit, USA beat them in a war…, that Joe Roderick has been putting on quite the show, Jason Isringhausen calls, enjoying all the sports talk, taking shots at The Cat…, his doings on this side of the river this morning, sounds like some kind of Walter White operation…, we’re sorry to disappoint the Cardinals all-time saves leader, more show tunes like Izzy would sometimes enjoy, back to Victor…, Doug does not use turn down service at hotels, the benefits for turn down service, level quality for hotel that have turn down service, Tim has a tailor apparently, prefer room end of the hallway nowhere near the elevator, deep tease & SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 3 – Nice clip from “The Bachelorette”, “Boys Club” from Ween, Britt lost to Kaitlyn to be the bachelorette this season, that former Cardinals pitcher went after Britt, nice dual story, big tease for the season involves Kaitlyn having sex with someone, saw preview of Kaitlyn either having asthma or sex based on mic picking up some heavy breahting, the contestants on the show, former Cardinals player Brady went after Britt, that guy from STL has weird way of putting things, The Cat not a fan of sushi, he wants to like sushi, Tim might have a chance to make “The Bachelor”, suspension earned…, The Cat has ideas for Tim to entice the ladies on the show, cigarette holders work, lemmings want to know details about Tim playing poker in Vegas, Doug plus The Cat not happy at all about the lemming…, suspension earned…, Charlie calls, not there…, texter curious about having shiny head, suspension earned…, reports about Mike Babcock from Canadian media, more about the lemmings, Tim has his wife pack for him, SLUH guys don’t use their hands, someone will pay for Tim if he wears unique clothing, need free promotion for the show, too many confusing texts, Larry Nickel calls with suspension log yule sponsor idea, Suko Ito calls, terrible Japanese impression, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, last show for David Letterman, no one watching besides Tim, last guest guesses, wondering who’d be our last guests, definitely Gabe…, Bob Dylan didn’t receive good feedback after his performance on Letterman, Doug not a fan of Dylan, Doug feels that people who want to feel smart say that they like Dylan, last guests for Johnny Carson, thinking some of the Seavers from “Growing Pains” could be guests tonight, songs for a generation, think that “Smells Like Teen Spirit” might be the most recent consensus one.
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