Willie Springer, Wed, 06 May 2015 13:14:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: One that Doug wanted, Doug won’t be much good to us, new owner of iPhone 6, Tim might get the new one too, pros and cons, big phone, going to be a lot of us this morning giving the people what they want, might go back to the Spanish music, #PonyShow at Rosalita’s Cantina yesterdee, Tim noticed all the line dancing at Cardinals postgame last week, can see the kids doing the conga line, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, captain’s log, Cardinals make another comeback against Cubs to improve to 20-6, early season MVP Matt Carpenter if there’s such as thing, first win for Mitch Harris who’s getting better, good column from Joe Strauss on the Cardinals’ success, Strauss writing how the current defies logic, getting production from guys we didn’t expect much from heading into season, hoping that amount of innings for bullpen will not be problem as season progreses, still waiting for first day off in a while, have not gotten deep starts from Tim Cooney or Tyler Lyons replacing spot for Adam Wainwright, Doug talking about next man up, susperstition of Mark Reynolds taking lineup card before game, began doing the duty because he was bored at the moment, would’ve been nice to have Reynolds in previous seasons, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, comparing us to the ‘Rat Pack’, more social harrassment towards Doug last evening about amount of runs scored, wondering if someone is running around Matt Carpenter’s body…cue the Cal May…, that ‘Marp’ squares everything up, difference between ‘bae’ and ‘brah’, baseball cheers back in the day, folks love tweeting about early season success from Shelby Miller, fear that deal for Jason Heyward will be opposite of the Adam Wainwright-JD Drew trade, going back to John Mozeliak explaining the trade after the death of Oscar Taveras, agree/disagree if Shelby can be top line guy who faced shell of the Phillies last evening, that time with hump day (hehe)…, forgot that Cody Asche is ‘local product’, Doug starting war with St. Charles by confusing all the schools in that area, hindsight idea of signing Nelson Cruz in the offseason would’ve been to expensive of a deal, not sure if Cardinals winning ways are sustainable, hope that early season success winning dramatically can help provide experience for later in the long season, examples of ‘run good’ teams like the 2006 Cardinals or 2014 Royals, wondering if Redbirds will do some running this evening against Jon Lester like their last encounter, Mother Nature might force us to re-schedule the Wiffle Ball Tourney, saw Plow Girl was partying late at Ballpark Village last evening, Plow Boy did not go to the game, Plowsie did not drop them off, she was hanging with friends from Trenton, sounds like Plow Boy had solid evening watching television while eating twenty mini corn dogs, apparently these little corn dogs have some kind of honey glaze, big night also included 36 holes on Mario Golf unlocking the Wario character, cooking eight corn dogs at a time, Plow Girl was miffed that Plow Boy didn’t have supper prepared the other night, The Cat with some advice for Plowsie on wording certain responses, sounding more and more like a domestic abuse situation, they had quite the weekend, explaining why dinner was a bit tardy the other evening after long 12-hour work day, nice to broadcast relationship issues, Plow Boy is our ‘Pony Boy’…, plan to order some chinese this evening as Plow Girl might have another long day at the office, Plow Boy believes that his Nintendo 64 will be worth something about 20 years from now, he just enjoys the system compared to others, fan of the show concerned that Plowsie exhibiting some signs of a victim…, might install nanny cam inside the apartment, concern just growing for Plow Boy, all that matters is that he’s happy, suspension earned, mentioning Paul Walker too early for The Cat after his tragic death, rumors about Shane Diesel, Willie informs Doug about the background on Shane Diesel, Plow Girl does not wear toe rings, significance of toe ring…, Plow Boy has never been hit my man or woman in his live long life, solid Ike Turner reference & very exciting things ahead.
SEGMENT 2 – #WeenWednesday, did not know Dean n’ Gene Ween sang in French, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, #RallyHoosier number went straight to voicemail, Busch Stadium usher ‘Big Dad’ who attempted to dive after the #RallyHoosier, his friend listens to the show, he’s gotten away from the show a bit, first streaker was not tough then taking Jason Sehorn angle…, can laugh at the classic photo at this point, protocol on going after rogue fans taking to the field, definitely little holding cell in the bowels of Busch, we’re fairly certain that was the actual usher, Nick calls but not there…, the name ‘Nick’ very common these days, naming as many guys named ‘Nick’, names we do not hear much anymore, Mike Lee calls, sideways with Jason Motte, says he looks like monster among some other name-calling, confusion who is and who is not joining the show, might need some audio forensics, back to deciding on new iPhone, need something that is pincer friendly, welcome St. Louis F.C. as one of our new fine sponsors, Doug with other team name suggestions like ‘St. Louis Dogs’, would love to see more soccer in the area, Mike Lee calls again while serving a suspension, Chaps calls, Alpena wants to know about Chaps’ stadium update, another suspension earned…, that song “Scotty Doesn’t Know” from “Eurotrip” with some funny moments, The Cat loving the cameo from Fred Armisen, some story about Ulyssess S. Grants who’s been dead for some time, Rick Hummel of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, Commish declares “North By Northwest” as the greatest movie of all-time, never seen anything like we have from this the Cardinals this season, Kolten Wong getting better but still more valuable near the bottom of the lineup for the time being, very underrated power from Wong who loves those low pitches, Cardinals certainly getting what they expected from Mark Reynolds through 26 games, Reynolds has been very good presence in the clubhouse, no real consistent issues with Trevor Rosenthal early in the season, Redbirds obviously will need more from starting pitcher replacement than what they’ve gotten from Tim Cooney then Tyler Lyons, belief that Birds do not have preference when it comes to Marco Gonzalez or Jaime Garcia, more flexibility with Gonzalez if you put him on Major League roster, trade market evolving as Scott Kazmir’s name being thrown around according to Jim Bowden, easier to acquire someone like Kazmir, beginning to believe that Jordan Walden will be lost for the rest of the month, Mitch Harris might be the new guy for the eighth inning, trends from the rest of the division, good news about the progress from Randal Grichuk, totes HOF presentation, Doug elaborates on his credentials, Tim struggling on DraftKings, Willie shipped it finishing in second place, Brad B the #RallyHoosier joins the show, always wanted to run on the field, spent about 15 hours in jail, cost about $500, still has court date ahead, charages he’s facing, he was three beers deep but not drunk, no regret, certainly has some wheels evading the ushers, #RallyHoosier impressed with his speed once he saw the video, looking forward the “Zapruder film” of his mad dash, apparently we missed sweet spin move, ushers used some foul language once they tackled him, St. Louis’ finest thought it was kind of funny, his experience in jail not good, talking to some folks in the cell, got recognized by others in the jail cell, corrections officer gave him complement, he’s done some other crazy things in his life, been in the ‘poke’ for other misdemeanor reasons, his mother wasn’t too happy, his dad mellowed a bit after seeing all the coverage, not banned from Busch Stadium, going back to the game tonight, Busch usher tweets Tim about what happened or didn’t happen, stupid but funny, Wiffle Ball Tourney update with weather on the bow, not same weekend as St. Gabe’s school picnic, Willie not going without Tim, rock-a-planes or rock-o-planes…, Willie still rides them, younger Tyler Hayes on the Cardinals telecast last evening, Doug taking shot at The Cat…, feeling of luck for The Cat who’s at the pinnacle of medicore career, boys behind the glass not okay with Doug taking shots & realization of being pretty dumb after a certain amount of time.
SEGMENT 3 – More #WeenWednesday, we want Rams seventh round pick to make his decision on “Ween”, waiting for the chorus…, Bryce Hager of the St. Louis Rams joins the show, the moment of being drafted, special connection with Jeff Fisher after he coached his father years ago, had interest in Rams even if things went to free-agency, nice college career credentials at Baylor, staying in shape, getting ready to join the team soon, looking back the College Football Championship, frustration that Big 12 Conference did not have championship game, crazy to think what would’ve happened had they been in the mix, he did ignore the “Ween”…, have to imagine that Rams told Hager to get in then get out, Maroon calls, suspension earned, apparently the box from ‘Angry Adam’ was opened, boys behind the glass not listening, some motive from Weezer about giving the box to his sister for her birthday, Jeff calls, same voice as previous caller, Plow Boy off his game today, Bob Burnes got similar calls, former journalist knew about everything in his day, need to hear Cal May sound, The Cat interrupted Cal May… & SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
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