Kevin Lorenz, Wed, 13 Apr 2011 12:00:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1– —
Charlie Marlow is in today. How do you like getting up? That Cardinals game was really riveting. This isn’t really a job, but you have to be here. The gout is coming back. Gout is for overweight drunkards. Charlie and the Non-Gay should have a medical show. Rich Gould has the gout. Charlie Marlow is reporting that the Cardinals won. Callers give advice to Doug. Wikipedia is always right. Charlie has a mole. We keep forgetting who it is. Switching gears to shrub talk. What were the 70s like Doug? How about the space shuttle? We don’t talk about Mercury enough. Pluto is the Hack Wilson of planets.
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Doug who’s your handler? Non-Gay is getting beat up on the text line. How far would you drive to hook up? At $4 a gallon, you’ve got to stick it out. Charlie is going to cover a high school athlete of the week. Francis Howell is the team to beat. Bradley is right there with FOPOCOCO. If you could go to any school on an athletic scholarship what would it be?
SEGMENT 3– —
Duran Duran gets you in the mood. We have a pretty small cast of nitwits today. Scrilla? There is drama afoot regarding the Daily Redbird column. Is there Cherry juice at Schnucks? We have a 2Fox mole. Someone sent an email to the 2Fox on Opening Day regarding Charlie. Charlie is new to St. Louis. Not wearing red on Opening Day. I support you Charlie. Are all chaps assless?
SEGMENT 4– —
Leo Mazzone joins us. Talking about those old Braves teams. Losing Wainwright before the season began. How Leo faced Pujols when he was pitching coach. Those Braves teams never really had a dominant closer.
SEGMENT 5– —
I had a neighbor that added an S to you. She was a burly woman that drank and smoked. You don’t see any Ralphies anymore. There is a museum of penises? The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom. This show is laden with ADD symptoms. In other news, a columnist blames the San Francisco fan for wearing a Giants jersey in the Opening Day attack in Los Angeles.
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