Kevin Lorenz, Wed, 06 Apr 2011 12:19:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1– Kayden Kross is here, but the Non-Gay sucks so she doesn’t have a mic. The Cat will share with Doug. When the Cat is away from the mic he becomes foreign. Kayden is angry. Did I already drop an F bomb? Doug spent years in the porn industry. Are you familiar with the Cardinals? How is the porn industry? Doug is famous for Anchors Away 1-6. Dinah Shore is someone. Tiger’s Wood? Kayden can cry on demand. The Non-Gay is the only nongay here. Manuel the built French firefighter is hung down to the knees. They stayed true to the Hurt Locker. The worst horse story, and a correlation with Producer Joe. Trauma leads to a trip to Starbucks. Yankee Stadium’s in Chicago.
segment 2– be careful because we are on the air right now during this dedication from tim to doug, can we say bitch now on the radio?, we should spotlight doug’s work in adult films because i think it would be a good theme, i need to check out what is going on with the webcast this morning because the nongay has gone above and beyond this morning, mike lee wants to know if kayden’s breasts are big and real, do you like a gentleman with manbreasts?, and nongay are your breasts hairy? creep alert on site —
SEGMENT 3– I Think We May Be Having the Best Show Ever But Someone In the Chat Has Described It As Monkey Feces, Erik Doesn’t Appear to Be Nordic, You All Think Pornstars Have a 4th Grade Education But This Is When the NonGay Gets Rude with the Guest, I Am Not the Only One That Thinks the Script Is Lacking In Adult Films, Would You Call It a Stocking Cap or a Beanie?, What Do You Think About Bree Olson Being One of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses?, and There Seems to Be Some Type of Hidden Message in What You Are Saying —
SEGMENT 4– We Have a Good Crowd in the Webcast Right Now While Kayden Is Talking to Some of the Girls Next Door at a Table, Cardinals Starting Pitcher Kyle Lohse Joins the Show to Talk About Whats Doing Right Now While They Try and Wrap Up the Series Against the Pirates, Lohse Is On the Pregame Show This Afternoon That He Is Preparing For Right Now, How Did He Feel About His First Start of the Season, Big Picture Do You Feel As Healthy As You Have For the Past Year and a Half, His Thoughts on McClellan Making His First Career Start Last Evening, and Its the Shows Fault About His Last Spring Training Start —
SEGMENT 5– Kayden We Are On the Air Although We Are Playing Mad Libs Now, The Cat Has Left the Business It Appears, Are You Calling Doug a Homosexual?, Randy Sigel Joins the Show to Talk About Great Deal Available Right Now From The Ticket Guys, Because I Don’t Have Doug’s Part I Can Say Certain Things and Can’t Say Other Things, Lets Talk to a Couple of GND’s Who Are Here at HotShots This Morning, and Have Either of You Two Been with a Woman in the Past? —
SEGMENT 6– Adam Wainwright Joins the Show to Talk About How He Is Feeling After His Surgery a Few Weeks Ago, Spirits Are High and Probably Feels Better Than He Should, How Does the Surgery Actually Work?, Taking From the Hamstring to His Arm, Don’t Feel Everyday Pain But Has to Wear a Brace to Prevent Rotation, Levels of Frustration Not Being Able to Get Out and Play & Having to Watch, and How Do Injuries Like This Occur to Pitchers? —
SEGMENT 7– The Ticket Guys Email of the Day —