John Semar, Tue, 28 Jul 2015 12:17:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: the Bachelorette, Plowsie’s use of Snapchat, inmate texter suspended a period of three days, Cat thinks this show is a lot like Star Trek, Blue Jays trade for Tulowitzki, leaving Colorado, Jose Reyes to Colorado, Joey Votto’s large salary, Tulo compensated two million dollars for the trade, Doug’s current contract situations, the definition of the word ‘appear’, A-Rod improving with age, homers on his 40th birthday, would you choose Barry Bonds or A-Rod to top the all-time home run list, Cat wants neither, Doug would prefer A-Rod, Tim is indifferent, Mike Leake pitching for the Reds tonight, Royals also on a role thanks to Eric Hosmer’s homer last night, do the Cardinals have the offense to get through the playoffs, Yadier Molina coming out of last night’s game with dehydration, speculation about concussion-like symptoms, Tim jealous of Adam Wainwright’s sleep schedule, can you really tell whether it’s a two or four-seam fastball, ‘vomit comet’ reference by Tim, eating two hours before Tim’d workout is acceptable, sliding in to get brisket, deep tease on Tim’s email to come, is it more ‘wow oh wow’ or ‘tehe tehe’, WWE Weekly Wrestling Recap with Larry Nickel, Sea Monster’s profound editing skills, Plowsie is impossible to offend, Larry’s been in the hospital for a few days with pneumonia, feeling better now though, dining options in the hospital, ‘I built a bridge and got over it’, Hulk Hogan under fire for supposedly ‘racist expressions’ found on a sex tape, Larry checking out from the hospital while he’s on the phone, when you own the company you can’t easily be fired, wrestling fans like Bernie Sanders supporters, Larry watched Raw last night in his own hospital room, watched it for three hours total while Doug was watching the Bachelorette, John Cena had his nose broken in last night’s performance, the U.S. title versus the WWE title, ‘damnit why’, beeping noise at the hospital, top five countries in the world, God Bless America, ‘can’t stop that kid’ & verification text due at 8:20 a.m.
SEGMENT 2 – What’s coming up on the program, Tulo’s trade, interview during Spring Training, Ryan Kelley joins the program, asks about Larry’s health, Tim’s ‘wow oh wow, tehe tehe’-worthy email from yesterday, ‘robin feeding session’, ‘mouth to mouth feeding transfer’, there is a video of the mayhem, the importance of oral enzymes in mouth to mouth feeding transfers, this show ruins lives, Plowsie would accept robin feeding with his girlfriend Lindsey, would also accept it from Tim, the price of job security, no ‘proving text’ that was expected to be in at 8:20 a.m., Mike Lee calls in but isn’t on the line, Dan calls in but also isn’t on the line, Chapps calls in and is there, Deke Dotem, calling into to other stations, the viruses attached to this program, the Deke Dotem virus, midget wrestling arguments, Little Woman L.A., Derrick Goold from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the program, Derrick’s thoughts on the Tulowitzki trade, Cardinals had no recent interest in Tulo, deal wouldn’t have made sense, Matheny talks about Molina’s illness, serious or jusr simple dehydration, Grichuk out with a groin injury for a couple days as well, Yadi on pace to have a career-high in innings caught this season, Doug thinks Cardinals are just using the luxury of being able to give guys extra time to heal fully, the benefits of having the best record in baseball, can Marco Gonzales play a role in the rotation this season, addition of Cishek and the impact on the Cardinals’ bullpen, the Nationals and thier chache, Pirates also important figure in the National League race to the World Series, Giants seem to be ignored unjustly this season, run-differential statistic, Cardinals have the best run-differential in the MLB, good sign for the future, ‘shersy’, like a jersey that’s a tee-shirt, cheap knock-off jerseys & slave labor leads to cheap jersey prices.
SEGMENT 4 – Flash theme song, robin feeding a hotel executive at Denny’s, Adam Lind, Chris Davis, both candiates for potential Cardinal trade, Shelby Miller’s lack of run support this season, craziness on children’s baseball trips, don’t want to scar your kids, Doug doesn’t drink much, tough interview at the picnic table during Spring Training, party atmospheres, Plowsie’s dad’s ‘tank fest’ during out of town baseball tournaments, drunkeness on baseball tourney trips, Dave in Webster calls in about two-seamer versus four-seamer, foul-ball situation, Doug irked, Frank calls in to ask what is wrong with Doug, Fupa calls in, POT HIM DOWN!!!, Fupa suspended a period of four days time for an audio violation & slow dancing with another dad.
SEGMENT 4 – Cardinals’ pitcher Adam Wainwright joins the program, Waino’s fantasy football draft for charity, fun concept to help others through charity, fantasy football initiative, Big League Impact, providing clean drinking water and food overseas, building houses in Mexico as well, new latrines in Honduras, helping people in St. Louis and abroad, the Cat is very impressed by last year’s fantasy football draft, cool sports-focused feel, not a stuffy atmosphere, natural and fun environment, who will Waino draft number one all, likes to go out on a limb for a potential underdog pick, game-time decision that ruined peoples’ lives, Cardinals’ starting pitching has been historically good so far this season, Wacha, CarMart, Jaime’s healthy return, amazing when he’s healthy, starting tonight, potential return this season, if healthy he’ll return as soon as he physically can, would love to help out pitching in any capacity this year, possibly pitching out of the bullpen during the post-season, could be a nasty eighth inning guy & the Email of the Day.