Willie Springer, Tue, 02 Jun 2015 12:58:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Doug won’t be much good to us, tough loss for the Cardinals, let’s hear some of that sound from Cal May talking with Mike Matheny plus Jaime Garcia, maybe time to shift to “The Bachelorette”, Doug has last night’s episode recorded on his DVR (#blessed), Doug learns that a DVR can record a whole series by pressing the record button twice, buying those expensive VCRs way back in the day, tough to find VHS tapes, Blockbuster was just gone one day with the evolution of Red Box or Netflix, easier to purchase movie online instead of leaving the house, could get Dorito’s if you leave the house to get movie, Doug loves Dorito’s…, can remember putting down whole bags being left with orange-colored fingers, other flavors offered by Dorito’s, things that take a toll on our colons, The Cat loves those cheddar sour cream chips, captains log, boys complimenting each other on their TV work, Doug caught on camera going to ballgame with sons, got the #blessed tickets from the 4 Fox, bad example by Doug for the new intern this morning, possible “prince of misinformation” moment, Charlie feels that kids ought to learn to take the free things in life as well as take liberties with libations, do not want to make poor odds even worse by being drunk on the air, intern Jordan has done play-by-play work with the River City Rascals, the 20 year-old does not drink (and not just because he’s underage), goes to school Pomona College in California, major is studying Late Antique-Medieval Studies, speaks a few languages, does broadcast work out there too, manages sports broadcasting for a couple of the schools there, graduated from John Burroughs here, tad skeptical with the studies, we’ve seen some of those Medieval fairs or war reenactments, The Cat once embarrassed his late father at a Medieval fair, Doug would not go anywhere with The Cat plus not welcome at the Vaughn house, Doug concerned with what The Cat might say to people, Jordan counts English plus speaks French and Latin, more of a written language, finally get a sentence out him, Charlie heard the replay of yesterday’s show that aired once more in the afternoon, explanation of replay show, The Cat was a tad worried if we were too harsh on Doug for his cheese choice, Doug admits that he leaves mad that he works this job most days, Doug will not apologize for putting Kraft Singles on his Mount Rushmore of cheeses, this show has almost brought Charlie to tears some days, Doug has tried to #PLTD yet cannot listen for more than twenty seconds, playing some random island feel music, Doug got him too late for The Bachelorette because of the highway traffic, behind the curtain look when Doug get home, Doug claims that he goes to bed in his work suit, no changing into pajamas or anything, sleeping in sports coat dreaming of catchy voiceover introductions, talking with MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred at the ballpark, covering the home plate collision rule, getting more youth involved in the game, not exactly sure what specific part Manfred means when talking about youth, too expensive for kids most nights, possibly starting Spring Training in Cuba, amount of Latin based players, other international players, nice novelty with So Taguchi playing here for a number of seasons, The Cat remembers So being somewhat shy when doing interviews, getting back to intern Jordan about his classic written language, Jordan elaborates on Latin, name drops with Ezekiel Elliott, getting more details about Pomona, mascot is the Sage Hens…, old Greg Poppovich use to coach there, location of Pomona in the Los Angeles area, costs about $62,000 to attend per year, Doug upset with greed among colleges, money making machines, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!! & more background about Pomona that’s similar to the Bradley story.
SEGMENT 2 – Show tunes, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, time for the WWE Recap, Larry Nickel joins the show, explaining the action from Monday Night Raw especially the vague audio, Doug going blue…, big weekend for Larry hanging with Hall of Famer Dave at Hooters, top five countries, some of his best work according to The Cat, going to Mike Lee who fades us quite often, seems like everyone has a cell phone these days, Chaps calls, random questions, little stadium discussion, interested in Caitlyn Jenner being on the cover of Vanity Fair, complaining about the wrestling segment, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, daily fantasy baseball, getting to last night’s episode of “The Bachelorette”, some kind of man love happening between Clint and JJ, sounds real weird…, possible gay love probably going to be broken up by Kaitlyn next week, Tony the healer from St. Louis left the show after producers probably kept him on for extra episode, Willie ashamed that he’s from STL, how these reality TV show producers operate, The Cat compares that life to his basketball playing days, Gerald calls claiming to have hot take on DraftKings yet starts talking Caitlyn Jenner, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Paul from the wealthy part of West County calls, not a fan of the content this morning, Mike Lee calls, hitting the links with Jay Jr. today, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, Weezer might be the next opponent for Timberfake, him and TJ Weber discussing possible bout, we’re fairly certain that Jordan behind the glass will be successful than all of us, had female intern yesterday in a while for first time, wondering if Willie behaved himself with her, The Cat explains how Willie fires on every girl within a 10-mile radius, Plow Boy gives his perspective being in the room yesterday, if Willie will fire on her once the internship ends… & we’ll have to get back to that conversation later…
SEGMENT 3 – Good interview with Adam Wainwright on the Cardinals telecast, song from “Rocky IV”, John Cafferty has done some other work, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Shia LeBoeuf doing some kind of motivational speech, Willie argues with himself, Shia went a little off the radar after Transformers movies, Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dipsatch joins the show, Charlie tired of The Cat interrupting him, making sure there’s no spaniels in the area to attack him whilst on the air, visit from MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, addressing several topics/issues such as starting Spring Training outside the country, the DH coming to the National League, Jaime Garcia with another solid outing since returning to the rotation, cannot figure out why Brewers starting pitcher Mike Fiers has the Cardinals number, must be Bud Norris in disguise…, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, The Cat notices something, Charlie apologizes for slinging mud at Doug yet smirks while saying “sorry”…, hug it out…, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, curious where to purchase an oboe, SUPPORT MORE OF THE SPONSORS!!!, The Cat wants to know if the kazoo is considered to be a real musical instrument, argument that the kazoo is just a noise-maker, Doug played the licorice stick in high school, The Cat tried to play the guitar, methods that The Cat used to cheat on his collegiate academics, stealing print outs from other students, celebrities at schools we attended, Doug apparently met Sheryl Crow at Mizzou but didn’t know it was her, Sheryl still good-looking, wanting Doug to do some community theatre, we’re almost certain that “The First Cut Is The Deepest” was about Doug…, Weezer joins the show, update on his doings after leaving the 4 Fox, learning to become photographer, more than just topless photos of himself, Weezer’s take on Sheryl Crow, if Weezer will fight Timberfake…, he’ll need some contacts to see & SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
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