Willie Springer, Tue, 25 Nov 2014 14:02:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Hello again Chuck, going to refrain from discussion of riots, Doug tries to shift conversation to sports, colleges with long names don’t have too much success, CBS Sports 920 fantasy football update, Internet issues again, Arkansas opening up as slight favorite at Mizzou, breaking down top teams, theories on why pundits/fans are against Florida State, big debate over comparing conferences likes the SEC and Big Ten, hello Mike Lee, love the “Home Stretch” promo with Rich Gould talking about buying his turkey with lesbians, Doug’s role in Thanksgiving, moving out of STL, visiting all the families on Thanksgiving, love our families, everyone has their own thing during the holidays, the never-ending War on Christmas, that Kirk Cameron (aka Mike Seaver friend of Richard Stabone) starring in “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas”, want to see Nativity scene in front every American city hall, review of Cameron’s new Christmas film on movie review sites, only making the theatres in SEC Country, stars Raphi Henly and Darren Doane who plays ‘Christian’, Doug found “Interstellar” quite bizarre, tripping may have helped, Greg Vaughn pointed Doug’s look alike in John Lithgow who was in the film & the ending to “Gone Girl”.
SEGMENT 2 – Gabe DeArmond: Hope we are providing a distraction, paying for higher education degrees, hello Colonel, twas indeed bullish on Tigers predicting 9 wins for the season, University of Missouri opening up dorms on Friday at 11am allowing more convenience for students to return for Arkansas game, fans cannot whine if Friday is not a sell out, never will get respect from SEC or national perspective like a Tennessee or Georgia (at least for a few decades), competing and beating the ‘big boys’ (Oklahoma or Auburn), third straight week in which Mizzou has played hottest team in the SEC, concern for kicker Andrew Baggett missing a few last weekend, might see Tigers try on fourth down or two-point conversion, have to imagine that Las Vegas has lost money on Missouri this season, when team will release uniforms, thinking all black uniforms, “I’m out…”, picking on other ugly uniforms and helmets like Maryland, subtle changes in traditional schools like Notre Dame.
SEGMENT 3 – Kelly Chase: Get yourself a new whip, hello Chaser, congrats on the Missouri Sports Hall of Fame induction, looking back at the 2-2 road trip, continuing concern over other lines (besides STL) being productive, wondering if there’s any sense to splitting up STL line for more production, thinking that Schwartz would be the one to move, Barret Jackman tying Brett Hull in games played with the Blues, seeing solid depth on defensive line, plan for game at Scottrade still happening, hoping no more civil discourse forcing game cancellation, love that ‘coack speak’, wondering why Illinois can never get their football program together, getting Doug a new stove, “I have kissed a man”, plans for Plow Boy this Thanksgiving will involve Boston Market, Doug wants Plow Boy to quit smoking, not smoking inside the new Soulard place & yips cost Tim a baseball career.
SEGMENT 4 – WWE Recap: “Kiss You All Over”, that show “Hello Ladies” on HBO, Doug never has us over for an evening, hello Larry, big night at Survivor Series in which Sting shocked the world, wondering why Sting finally joined WWE, thinking about 30,000-40,000 fans at Scottrade, heard reports of lesbianism at the event, Larry calls for Monday Night Raw audio, explanation of ‘The Authority’, losing TV power, doing top five state instead of countries this morning, tie for first, favorite things to eat on Thanksgiving, Doug suspends Larry, disappointed with CBS Sports 920 fantasy football owners, if John Vaughn wore spankx shapewear, keeping relationship from high school to college though different schools, Tim feels he wasted his college years dating the same girl, the hazing in fraternities these days certainly different from the older days & garnishing wages for botching live reads.
SEGMENT 5 – Email of the Day