Willie Springer, Tue, 09 Jun 2015 13:14:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Charlie jinxed himself by not being able to sleep overnight, tried to use beer to go to sleep, lots of masculine options on TV last night, few of us watched “The Bachelorette”, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Tim humble bragging about owning a condo, when Doug built his house hammer and nail…, length of life for basic air conditioner, Charlie walking by the Brentwood Forrest pool, lots of cars, using noodle in pool to meet guys, Doug still has not played with his new sound board, “Matt who bowls at Hanks” might use the sound board for prank calls, the kind of people that listen to this presentation, Charlie use to call Chicago radio station to spit hot takes, that one time we ate a lot of White Castles on the show, Doug claims he was not present…, captains log, big time concern with Matt Holliday going down with quad injury on right leg, quick sidebar, same injury that will keep Matt Adams out for all or most of the season, can certainly begin to understand why Cardinals may not be able to sustain their impressive record throughout the season, hope that injury to Holliday will not be long-term, depletion of bench/depth, expect to see Randal Grichuk take most of the left field starts, might see Xavier Scruggs or Stephen Piscotty called up soon, loss was obvious after first innning last night, Redbirds still have opportunity to sustain some success with their starting rotation, expecting some regression especially with injuries piling, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, Jim ‘The Cat’ Hayes joins the show from Denver, Holliday wanted to wait for all results as of last night, quad strain is tear (by definition), hope that strain not as severe as Adams’ injury, guessing they will have doctor check out the leg there, Holliday may have to return to STL before rest of the ball club, quite certain we’ll have more news later today, mood of the clubhouse following the loss, if Holliday is going to be out long-term…, outside help might be the best option if they lose Holliday for a long time, organization might not be sold on Grichuk to replace their everyday No. 3 hitter, might just be wise to find another type of Mark Reynolds player who can play a few positions, wondering who the Cards might need to trade for some roster help, people that use Mountain Time, Doug thinks that National League clubs do not want to trade with the Cardinals, naming random players like Todd Van Poppel to bring to the Cards, going through draft from 25 years ago, Doug imagines it’s quite tough to draft baseball players especially from high school, Charlie feels the scouting/drafting process might be easier with amount of information available, Doug advocating for Cardinals to go get Ryan Howard moving Reynolds to left field or bench, players that wear the double flap helmet like Otis Nixon, some story that is incorrect from Doug…, Weezer looking good on the Facebook fan page, Willie says he’s looking ‘hard’, Willie describes his nibble for the morning, ProdJoe was friends with Larry Bigbie, (Angry) Adam calls, he’d like advice on where to eat from Old Monroe to Columbia, he’d like to organize float trip with the show, Doug sideways with Adam over his call, story from Doug about getting booted out of Maplewood since they were having too much fun at the local White Castle, Chaps calls, wondering if Doug has ever had emergency while on the air, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, need that Heidi Watney sound…, Mike Lee calls, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, found that Watney sound, not sure if that’s vomit comment…, Joe Paterno once had to run off field for bathroom emergency, tough if someone like Watney is doing hour-long show by herself, Charlie might weigh more than Chris Long, Charlie happy with himself, will not let society judge his physique, Charlie plus Tim find Doug attractive, describing some of Doug’s finer features, Charlie assumes that Doug has made no effort to leave business even though he complains about it almost everyday, people texting from the more impressive companies in the area, Doug does not believe any of them, not have the encoder, we really don’t care about ratings when we know what we like, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”, that Cate Blanchett was hot in that movie, Doug does not have time like usual, apparently still does not have time even though his kids need less time, Doug kind of has the time to watch movies & SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
SEGMENT 2 – Michael Bolton fans, singer accepting his baldness, we could use some help ourselves, Tim’s wife accepts his hair, Don calls claiming to have inside info on the Rams, goes into some free-style rap about Doug, his inside information…, POT HIM DOWN!!!, suspension earned…, Doug the first to be bald in his family, suggestion for Doug to do the ‘Big Ern’ (“Kingpin”) comb over, Larry Nickel joins the show, has lovely hair, WWE Recap, nice clip, Larry records his work on VHS tapes, debate over that industry, top five countries, not really countries…, USA continues to reign supreme, Lory Ankiel joins the show, very understanding of the WWE Recap, back in Florida after visting STL for Cardinals fantasy camp, Rick already back on the boat where he spends a lot of his time fishing, Lory has developed app “Our Baseball Life”, backstory involving time Rick was traded while she was pregnant, resource network for baseball players as well as their families, process can be overwhelming, app has gone into other sports too, looking back at the end of Rick’s career deciding to retire, former pitcher/outfielder was at peace with his decision, Rick still working on book telling his story, could be 2017 by the time book will be released, have been approached by some movie producers over his story, she met a pitcher but married an outfielder, Zac Efron could play Rick while Blake Lively would play Lory, tough to find actors that can actually look like an athlete, thoughts on possible Rick Ankiel film, shame he didn’t get more years in the big leagues only being 35 years-old, if film would be dark or more light-hearted like “The Rookie”, SUPPORTS THE SPONSORS!!!, Doug might be starting internship with Ryan Kelley, making bid to get suspended…, recap of “The Bachelorette” in which Nick is joining the guys, we like that Kaitlyn…, she’s making out with everyone, point of being on the show, good to add Nick for the entertainment value of the show, we need to figure out who Kaitlyn bangs before the coitus happens, Plow Boy might do some interviews at the auditions this week, Willie plans to tryout for the show reality show, Willie does not want Tony Chris Harrison shouldn’t have left sportscasting, “shoulder to cry on” move… plus Clint has tough break up with JJ.
SEGMENT 3 – Doug does not care for rejoin music discussing injury to Matt Holliday, celebrating 10 years of InsideSTL at the end of August, idea to reunite Girls from Next Door…, Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, certainly trepidation from the Cardinals looking at the Holliday injury considering the recent same ailment for Matt Adams, pretty serious situation…, took quite a bit of time for Tommy Pham to return from his quad injury, not sure what Holliday caught the cleat on when running for the flyball, could be fluke things or perhaps Redbirds maybe need to look at how they handle their players, looking at options moving forward to deal with Holliday situation, potpourri of piss poor questions on Twitter after something big happens to the ball club, Ryan Howard suggestions keeps coming up…, not going to rule out deal between Cards and Phillies, contract for Howard would keep him with Cards for more than this season regardless of how much money the Phils decide to cover with his current deal, Derrick believes that any other ball club will do business with the Cardinals if the price is right, maybe some ball clubs that will not help the Cards due to their own situation, too many teams especially on the AL side that are within striking distance of the second wild card spot, timetable on Holliday unknown at the moment, Lance Lynn will also have his forearm examined today, going to be especially busy day for John Mozeliak dealing with draft too, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!, how about that “Real Housewives of Orange County” last night, Jim Edmonds was himself, nice little clip, expecting some drama…, woman getting her breasts done, might be doing this show for another 20-30 years, Plow Boy signed 70-year extension, Doug does not like the phone lines, does not like the emails either, we’re drawing the cream of the crop when it comes to interns, Plow Girl tweets that she needs another vacation, big bowling tourney trip coming up for the Plow’s…, some more details about the bowling trips, “Matt who bowls at Hanks” might be the chief lemming & SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!
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