Willie Springer, Tue, 25 Mar 2014 13:23:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open & Brian Elliott: Lots of sports and nit-wittery today, Doug did not watch Monday Night RAW, those Philadelphia 76ers have now lost 25 in a row, ready for the NHL playoffs now, Doug fears the Blues, Willie was nibbling again, ping pong ruins Joe Kelly sound from Monday, the suspensions begin, ping pong skills, Willie has stolen from his roommates, those Slimfast shakes, more suspensions, how ping pong tables evolve, South City basements, big doings today, Jerry Springer learned that the word ‘tranny’ is offensive, Shaka Smart reportedly going to Marquette, that Joe Roderick’s twitter account, “signs continue to point”, tend to believe the newspaper, bringing the Blues goalie on the air, heck of a performance against the Pittsburgh Penguins on Sunday, his recent starts have gone pretty well though limited with Ryan Miller taking the lead, seeing more or less shots (less shots obviously better), tying Glenn Hall for second most shutouts (16) in franchise history, role after bringing Miller on with trade, ready to get the playoffs started, everyone on the team really is enjoying the winning feeling, some differences in this playoff-bound team aside from personnel compared to the previous two seasons, team well aware of the high expectations, other teams do not look forward to playing the Blues according to the goaltender, back to that Joe Kelly ping pong sound, Doug doing a live read for cornhuskers lotion & the Blues challenge the Cardinals to some ping pong.
SEGMENT 2 – Entertainment with Deanna: #Developing ping pong situation between the Blues and Cardinals, the process of the entertainment reporter audition, congratulations to Deanna Hampel, do not call her ‘Dirty Dee’, she’s become a jack of all trades for the company, Tim has the tongue of a hummingbird or frog, Doug with some insulting questions, Account Executive Mike trying to sabotage her, why men are okay with pictures but women generally are not, the frequency of appearances by Dee, some interesting background on her, on with the entertainment, Judge Joe Brown in trouble, the best TV judges, David Beckham’s genitals were in danger, the #meatball controversy involving Willie continues, the Blues/Cardinals ping pong story still developing, Mike Lee wants to know about the other girl & some questions about Dee’s Iranian heritage.
SEGMENT 3 – WWE Recap: Arnold Schwarzenegger at RAW on Monday night, rumors about Larry going to another station, an article about Larry in the Alton Telegraph, the top countries, subtle support for Jordyn, he’s now on board with Deanna & Doug cannot go toe-to-toe with Larry.
SEGMENT 4 – Jenifer Langosch: Oh that “New Edition”, love-making music just breathing for a bit, considering a change of format to 90’s R&B, a petition to keep Mike at the board, the developing ping pong situation from Jupiter, Joe Kelly mumbling may have been done out of respect to Carlos Martinez, Doug thinks an eighth inning guy would not be a bad job, starters obviously make more money, Jenifer expecting to see Peter Bourjos out there everday at least at the beginning of the season, also expect Matt Adams to be at first base everyday regardless of the opponent being a left or right-handed, Stephen Piscotty having a very impressive Spring Trainging, the curious case of Pete Kozma moving forward, the level optimism has probably gone up since the beginning of Spring Training, had not heard an official announcement about Bourjos but like it going forward, Jay certainly had his chances, Bobby Knight looked like he was having a stroke on TV & Bourjos won the starting spot because of his ping pong skills.
SEGMENT 5 – Email of the Day