Doug wants 2 big bats. Martinez and Donaldson. Faloni’s is packed at 9:15. Plowsy went camping with a girl and his dog. Brought his own food, but called it living off the land. Doug will never go camping again. Pics still flooding the text in box. Even with the audio down, you look at Skip Bayless and know he’s being a dick. The Bull and Paddy Wack are at Faloni’s. The Bull wearing a hat from the Woodrow Wilson era. John Oliver and Dustin Hoffman go at it at a Wag the Dog panel. Doug doesn’t like bacon. Time for EMOTD.