Willie Springer, Thu, 09 Apr 2015 13:15:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Hello again, captain’s log, boring Cardinals loss to the Cubs yesterday, Doug plus Charlie advocates of bringing juice back to the hitters, Barry Bonds plus a teammate could have topped the home runs totals from Redbirds plus Royals last season, steroids can have effect in the bedroom, Tim hears that St. Louis wealthy take HGH, Doug rejoice in thy youth, can hang pictures with that cialis…, apparently there is a loose llama in the Kirkwood area this morning, doings with the Brentwood Forrest pool, can only bring two guests to the pool at a time, demographics of the BF pool on a typical working man’s holiday, usually have to wait until noon or 2p to begin drinking according to the rules, lot of Mizzou fraternity kids…, use to turn into Spring Break type of atmosphere, apparently they have a ‘love pool’, Charlie hanging with the old ladies that wear water wings, the narrative of the BF pool…, not just a bunch of 25-year-olds, text line tells us that a lesbian power lifter runs the pool, Charlie cannot confirm or deny this, “Xi Xi Iceman” lost virginity in that pool, we’d like Chuck to interview this lesbian power lifter, don’t want to see any “Baby Ruths” in the water, Doug has seen oodles of parents put babies wearing diapers in the pool leading to accidents, texters really bearing their souls this morning, back to the BF pool lesbian power lifter who really hazes the patrons, there are restrooms nearby the pool, not really ‘hoosier soup’ but ‘credit card millionaire group’, that Las Vegas is all about the ‘credit card millionaire group’, girls generally from Orange County stuffing themselves into dresses that do not fit, tons of kids from the West Coast going to Vegas for Spring Break since most are already living near a beach, old rich dudes hanging in cabanas with twinks or hot girls, these super rich guys don’t even hang with friends if they have enough money, Charlie took out student loan before heading to Vegas once, Steve in Wildwood wants Chuck to be single yet he’s a man in love, Doug tells story about his Spring Break experience in which they got desperate for money trying to get home, another Spring Break trip for Doug in which his African-American friend was warned by racist locals, more Spring Break action from Doug who also visited during his high school games, had to decide between baseball or vacation, very common for kids these days get out of dodge, Plow Boy on his simple life Spring Break going to baseball games or amusement parks, big remote show with Jason Isringhausen happening, Tim bigger than the remotes themselves, wearing veil like Michael Jackson’s kid, his name is Blanket…, loving the action with DraftKings, big Masters contest happening, golfers we like for the weekend, huge response from listeners, so much information out there, amazing how much is out there to help make daily league decisions especially in baseball such as weather or air density, always wise to bet the under on getaway days, suspensions…, Masters dinner menu for defending champion Bubba Watson quite bland and to Doug’s liking, our favorite kinds of desserts, Plow Boy telling us about ‘Better Than Sex Cake’, one of the bigger regular season games for Blues in a while hosting the Blackhawks, looking at the playoff standings which is still quite open, Jake Allen getting the nod this evening, hearing from Ken Hitchcock on the decision, feeling kind of bad for Brian Elliott, faux controversy deciding the pillow stacker, belief that we’ll see Elliott again soon, figuring that Hitch will have quick trigger with goalies this postseason after struggles with Ryan Miller last season, Mike Lee calls, hot take on Blues then earns suspension & come hang us with for the Cardinals home opener.
SEGMENT 2 – Jack Nicklaus with his hole-in-one at the Masters Par 3 Contest, making ‘th’ sound in the place of the letter ‘z’, Tim doing cam shows, paying for five more minutes…, Tim also apparently had nipple rings during the lenten season, another sentence in our language that had never been uttered, Doug describing what Tim does on his cam show, time for a music interlude…, more description, Tim’s neighbors have no idea what’s happening, Charlie apparently will not be getting us ready for the home openers on Sundee night, the strict rules of The Masters Golf Tournament, no cell phones are to be used, could be banned forever…, local sheriff confirms these strict rules in which people can be banned from Augusta National forver…, more stories about people using phones whilst at the tourney, someone brought phone to premsises by accident then received letter from Augusta months later informing him of his banning, Doug thinks the folks at Augusta take themselves too seriously, Doug doing his Masters announcer voice, that Eisenhower Oak preserved with sapplings, Doug not buying into the snobbiness, Amanda Dufner going to be single soon, Willie lowers his standards after blowing shot with Kaylee Hartung the other day, still trying to find out the ethnicity of Kaylee Hartung…, start doing the Italian dialect voice, JW3 formerly of Mizzou might be going to play for Tommy Izzo, seeing Kaylee Hartung on TV makes us stop whatever we’re doing, will make Tim stop midway through cam show, giving out same information from the other day on Kaylee Hartung, going into Vin Scully mode…, that Vin Scully is still the best doing TV/radio by himself, Doug still likes Jack Buck more, Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, still in Chicago heading to Cincinnati soon, bit frustrating for Cardinals to lose 2-0 after very solid start from Lance Lynn, terrible conditions for offense, mistake was going to win or lose the game, that Jake Arrieta is the real deal, considers Arrieta to be the real ace of the Cubs, those Northsiders look to have some pitching depth that could be the difference this season competing for the postseason, be tough to get rhythm with so many days off early in the season, Wrigley adding porta potties though not many were in attendance, wondering how MLB or Rob Manfred might be able to inject offense into the league after a few seasons of down numbers, current era has been the toughest ever for hitters, about 5,000 less runs scored in 2014 compared to 2000, certainly have to consider the loss of PEDs, guys throwing harder than ever, ball clubs barely ever had starting pitchers that regularly threw mid to high 90s, use of the shift too, Doug suggests moving the pitching mound back a bit & Charlie likes lowering the mound just a bit.
SEGMENT 3 – Remembering our “Endless Summer Nights”, people want to know about Doug’s personal life, show of record plus show for confessions…, Charlie was just made part of the Facebook fan page, love for Doug…, seeing ol’ Buck Belue on the tube last evening, Doug enjoys doing the Keith Jackson voice, support the sponsors, Doug doing Vin Scully’s voice, we enjoy Vin’s storytelling, using hyphen in names like Mrs. McKernan…, people think Tim is a Jr. to his father…, Kelly Chase of the St. Louis Blues joins the show, loved his ‘footlocker’ tweet from the other evening taking shot at the refs, heard from Footlocker employee not to compare him to those horrible officials, going back to the Paul Stastny non goal from Tuesday night, official who made the controversial call is still a good referee, Blues certainly had other opportunities, frustrating when the refs change how they make calls midway through the game, some getting a bit nervous about getting Alexander Steen plus Vladimir Tarasenko back on the ice, has not seen any change in attitude from Brian Elliott, team rides the hot hand, we (media, fans) create controversy, would not want to play team like Jets in first round, definitely seen positive results against Flames but probably will not get them, Kings on the outside looking in…, funny Kings may not make playoffs yet each team is more afraid of them than any other, so many potential matchups…, how to lay out all the scenarios during sportscasts, Charlie with award-winning journalism, how Chuck digs for the important stories, certain things said to sell a report when anchoring sports, Doug getting on Plow Boy’s case because he has to answer the phone, Paul from Sunset Hills worried about his fifth grade boys team taking playing at St. Gabriels for City-County Championship, he comes to grips that he will lose, Gene Hackman paying homage to John Wooden as Norman Dale in “Hoosiers”, confusion about when Dennis Hopper passed away, apparently Hopper was born in Dodge City where Audrey Griswald lost her hearing in “National Lampoon’s Vacation”, basketball players wearing short shorts back in the day, want to hear how Doug pumps up his team, that commercial in which the kid tells the ref that he knocked the ball out of bounds, wondering how Doug would handle the honesty, parents only care about their kid getting a fair shake, CYC is for everyone, update on Masters leaderboard, watch out for that Jason Dufner after losing Amanda to divorce, tough to get another hot girl with personality after losing one, Willie once had one…, figures that was it for him, need to win the DraftKings contest…, amount of money that makes someone rich these days, girls going after guys with money, Chuck wondering when Doug stopped giving full effort towards work, hear tell there’s groupies like the dickens for these PGA Tour spots, Paul from the wealthy part of West County, call about Alpena’s hot takes from this morning, solid take on Jason Dufner…, Paul has hot fitness instructor wife too & interest to buy the radio station.
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