Willie Springer, Thu, 05 Jun 2014 12:12:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Charlie in for The Cat, those Cardinals pulled it off in extra innings last night, something is wrong with that bullpen, Waino pulled in the ninth, Rosenthal missing spots constantly, Cardinals are among a list of teams who are slow to make a change in the closer role, there was a dancing man on Highway 44 this morning, lots of new drops today, big birthday for Larry Nickel, he’s turning it into a four day weekend long bash, claims he wants a girl friend for his birthday, self-propelled lawn mowers, Plowboy still isn’t sure what his girl friend does for a living, says he weighs about 130 lbs, smokes a pack a day, possible show in the works starring Plowboy and Charlie, J Boyd is the star of the Dirt Cheap commercials, lots of intelligent phone calls, Motte probably not the answer at closer, Yasiel The Boy Puig is getting to be a real problem on the text-line and twitter tweets, got to get Larry into shape, hello Deana, her friend meatball doesn’t like to be set up on blind dates & Justin in Columbia doesn’t get along with our producers.
SEGMENT 2 – Deanna Hampel: Hello again Deanna with the entertainment report, Jonah Hill admits he lost a bet with Channing Tatum involving kissing each others’ nether regions, Deanna smells nice according to Chuck, she’s telling a story of a fight in her college days, Willie talking about his college days, Plowboy is outside smoking a dart, Weezer handling the board, Chuck says I’m the most sophisticated of the four back here, I’m honored, talking about feet now, Tim flashing people in Forest Park, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, celebrities with the best feet & Doug not happy with the show topics.
SEGMENT 3 – Larry Nickel: Hello to Larry the birthday boy, 40 years old today, big plans tonight for Larry, probably having a cheat day on his diet, talking about female candidates for Larry & Larry wants privacy but constantly posts on Facebook updating people on his life.
SEGMENT 4 – Gary Bennett: Hello Gary, offense struggling to drive runs in, doesn’t think there is any need to panic, pitching in minors is night and day compared to major league, players are exploited much faster in big leagues, Cardinals lucky to escape with a win last night, Matt Carpenter very hot as of late, reached base five times last night, Randal Grichuk struggling since call up, power is nonexistent with Allen Craig, possibility of moving Holliday out of the three hole, lots pitching problems, experimenting with the closer role, Charlie likes country singer Kacey Musgraves, the naked man on Highway 44 this morning could have been Pat Imig, Bob Costas’ story of OJ Simpson calling him from the Bronco & black men don’t like Willie but black women do.
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