Kevin Lorenz, Thu, 25 Aug 2011 12:03:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1– —
It’s another episode of Joe’s Troops. Old Man Vaughn is a geezer. Who are your favorite Caseys? Casey Kasem could fix the thermostat. Joe’s dogs could keep us warm. Rudy came by to visit the Cat yesterday at the game. It’s a vicious cycle with Rudy. A man is suing a doctor after an unfortunate amputation. The Cardinals did not get a spirit win yesterday, but it was close. Jaime looks flustered. The Giants have claimed Heath Bell. How much could Bell have helped after the deadline?
SEGMENT 2– —
absolutely no vacation during football season! joe misses the athletica. sir soccer can’t float on set like joe. i haven’t a winery! the old master painter wants to own a winery. oranges seem to be easier to keep up. a smudge pot? joe gets into a three-point stance when he plays basketball. they didn’t play defense back in the day either.
SEGMENT 3– —
There seems to have been a computer malfunction, or there’s been budget cuts. Joe is slowly reading the ESPN book. Nate the Great joins us. Things aren’t going well for Garcia after the contract extension. The crooked number is haunting him. Where does Skip Shumaker fit next year? Allen Craig could be a second baseman. Rzepczynski has starter ability, but it won’t be in 2011.
SEGMENT 4– —
Thursday’s have become food days courtesy of Page Law. This week we have a feast from McDonalds. Gabe DeArmond joins us. Missouri could be upset in week one, if someone has to be upset. Franklin has missed some throws this summer. It’s tough to compare a guy to Chase Daniel in terms of accuracy. Franklin has more talent and a better defense than Gabbert and Daniel had in their first seasons. Sheldon Richardson is a wildcard in a good defensive line.
SEGMENT 5– —
Some yakkity sax gets us going. Joe isn’t a good D.J. Title 9 is killing soccer at the NCAA level. How many players are on a ping pong team? The Cat, you need to be on Facebook. Twitter has the edge over Facebook. Peyton Manning is the 5th most important player in the NFL. A man crashed into a sex shop to steal an $800 sex toy. There are no women in this town? The Giants have crowned their championship baby.
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