Kevin Lorenz, Thu, 26 May 2011 12:07:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1– —
Doug better pull it together today. It was a catchy tune, but too inappropriate. Tim is in Vegas. Tornado be-gone for $99.99. Doug is delivering clothes to the people of Joplin. Do you think they just want cash? Goodwill has a pretty good setup. You can find championship losing team shirts in 3rd world countries. Where would you move to avoid tornadoes? That hail yesterday was unbelievable.
segment 2– —
New Yorkers always give cash. These days you have to make sure the money gets to the right source. You son of a so and so. Mike Lee stops by to talk some John Mabry. We will not have Jim Edmonds today. Thanks for the segue Mike. Chris Carpenter had some bad luck last night. Joe may like the Dave Sinclair Buick GMC One to Three Show cast better than us. There is no co-worker power ranking. Doug is the most welcoming. The Milwaukee Brewers are now in second place in the NL Central. Carpenter didn’t get a lot of run support yesterday. Albert Pujols continue to struggle. You continue to believe a good at bat will lead to a hot streak.
SEGMENT 3– —
We could use Timmy drops to run point. We all got our jobs because of Tim. Steadman will be here as long as he wants to be here. Who’s most likely to freak out on this cast? Doug is a ninja. I will throw a star into your forehead if I have to. Chyna will make her return to adult in an œextremely graphic porno. The Stone brothers…oh man. How accurate can you be with a Ninja star? Rudy stops by to offer some militia humor. What Pujols trade?
SEGMENT 4– —
I love the Old Master Painter. Chicago’s my town, see? Do you think you’ll make 81? Get off the chew! Buster Posey got injured in a play at the plate. There’s a movement to change the rules. Baseball is not as violent a game as it once was. Catching is a wear and tear position as it is. Regardless of a rule change, the play at the plate is always exciting. Things about Baseball that we don’t understand: What’s up with the I need tickets guys?
SEGMENT 5– —
Dr. Hook, and the Medicine Show? Joe may be the dumbest person on the show today. Doug accepts all Facebook friends. Casual encounters? How do you know if you have gonorrhea? The Soulard Country Club pool is meant to open soon. Tyler Hayes is the most advanced swimmer in the class. Managing back hair.
SEGMENT 6– —
The Ticket Guys Email of the Day.