Kevin Lorenz, Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:54:00 GMT
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Here again guys. Hello Chuck. Reporters would be fake managers in Spartyville. The Non-Gay can’t get guests. Mike Lee stops by. Hey the Cardinals won. Ozzie is home right now. What you talking about, windows? Is an open window an invite? Doug may not have gout. Someone at 101 bought all of the cherry juice at Schnucks. Lance Berkman may hit 74 home runs this season. I have a feeling that you guys are both crack whores. I don’t recall Arizona being a hitter’s park. Maybe they need a humidor.
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It’s a Caribbean theme today in honor of Jeff Passan. Why don’t we get a theme? Little Wheezy is not an old man. Rock Me Amadeus. How can someone with nothing have leverage? How old is Sammy Hagar? Charlie’s theme song would be Red because he needs to wear it on Opening Day. Do the Jitterbug and Muskrat Love. When Iggy dies, he wants his man part sent in a jar and displayed at Hedo. Charlie is headed back to Bradley. There are seven rules of this trip.
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This is my theme music Doug, how do you like it? Rick Astley for Charlie. I don’t handle failure very well. We check out promos from 2006 and today. I don’t care if he makes millions RUN OUT THE DAMN GROUND BALL! What does that have to do with a continuum? Mike Bush doesn’t age. We’re trying to sell RVs to the homeless. Charlie is kind of a jitterbug.
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Doug, the NG, and Steadman are still without theme songs. Jeff Passan from Yahoo! Sports joins us. A bad Dbacks staff has led to the offensive resurgence, Matt Holliday’s return helps. The Cardinals have four excellent hitters. The blown save factor has affected them. Arizona is like Colorado light. The Cardinals bullpen is terrible according to Passan. It would take a pretty bad year for Albert to take a paycut next fall.
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I don’t like this acid rock, it’s too loud. This program is currently ranked #1 in the polls. Someone is claiming that she could have saved the Late Night Score. Nobody walks off of the island Jackson. We’re still looking for theme songs. Maybe the Midwest Hemorrhoid Center jingle. People hate the Cat. Tim misses the criticism. A caller saw Doug when he worked in Miami and thought he was boring. TV news is boring. Gary Plummer of the 49ers broadcast team has been fired for ultra sexual content while guesting on a podcast.
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