Swope’s Picks: Episode 14 – “They’re Not Losers”

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We flash back to April 2010…Tim and Tyoka think Rams should trade the #1 overall pick rather than invest $50M guaranteed on Sam Bradford…Billy Devaney is excited, doesn’t feel pressure and there’s no doubt in anyone’s mind…Rams take Bradford #1…Prod Joe thinks they should have taken Ndamukong Suh and then grabbed a QB in the 2nd round…Timberfake likes sex and Bradford…If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything…flash forward to Sept 2011…Rams Rules tell fans how to cheer…SAAAAAAAACK…flash forward to Nov 2011…Rams are 2-9, meaning everyone who had the under on the 7.5 wins will be able to cash their winnings…this loss seals fate of coaching staff…flash forward to March 2012…

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Rams trade #2 overall pick to Redskins for a ton of picks…flash forward to April 2012…Doug doesn’t want a defensive tackle…Rams draft Michael Brockers and Doug is not happy…flash forward to Dec 2012…It’s almost like expectations are managed for Bradford…It’d be real interesting if the Rams had an option behind him…Prod Joe not impressed with the checkdowns and Bradford’s ugly 2min drill…flash forward to Sept 2013…Tyoka can’t recall the Rams offense ever being this bad, is starting to wonder about the coaching, points out Rams still don’t have a #1 receiver despite trading up to the #8 pick to take Tavon Austin…flash forward to Sept 2014…Les Snead is a bumbling idiot…flash forward to Oct 2014…It was going well until they gave up the 80-yard bomb with 25sec left in the half…Sack city has an NFL record low 1 sack after 5 games…Only the Raiders have a worse record than the Rams over the last 10 years…flash forward to Nov 2015…Case Keenum not checked for concussion after having his head slammed into the turf…Jeff Fisher says “Kiss My Ass” to anyone questioning the effort of his team…Usually it takes 6 years to a) switch uniforms and b) find a quarterback…flash forward to Sept 2016…Rams continue to perform like asshats after moving to LA…Jeff Fisher was worried about Blaine Gabbert…flash forward to Nov 2016…Eric Dickerson is done going to Rams games as long as Jeff Fisher is head coach…This has been a wake up call for the country…Snoop Dogg says Coach need to go…flash forward to Dec 2016…Isn’t it just fantastic how this turned out? When they fell behind 42-0, it was the largest deficit for a home team since 2011…Todd Gurley said Rams looked like a middle school offense…Kroenke drawing comparisons to Donald Sterling…Tim thinks there’s a chance Fisher gets whacked, with Demoff making the emotional business decision…Fisher is gone, Tim called it…The 2FOX showed Kevin Demoff speaking on the Jeff Fisher firing with a graphic labeling him Rams COO, Professional Liar.  We’re joined by Tim McKernan to discuss the death spiral of professional football in St Louis. Mashup features glory holes and bath houses with Larry, Tim, Port-a-potty guy, Tucker, Prod Joe, Cat, Doug, Jerry Jones.

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