Monday’s Show Audio — Day After the Royal Rumble

Producer Joe, Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:19:00 GMT

SEGMENT 1– Tim is out of town this week, but we have a big show planned anyway. Sarah S was the big winner on Friday night. She had a hand laid upon her breast on Friday’s show. There were people in the suites at the Scottrade Center for the Royal Rumble. The night Goldberg beat Hulk was better than the World Series or the Olympics. A lot of people wear championship belts these days. Hacksaw Jim Duggan looked like he had been on a bender. If you don’t like my apples, don’t shake my tree.

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SEGMENT 2– Billy, it’s all about the distribution of wealth. Fans aren’t on board with the Cat’s catch phrase. The mail isn’t often delivered in the CWE. The mail carrier is angry. There was a mail nazi in Sunset Hills. Please use the post office. Mike Lee has good news for us, and doesn’t tip the mailman. Venus went and saw Mike at the Steak and Shake. Poor Jim Edmonds.

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SEGMENT 3– The Mike Lee Map of the Stars. The Rams shouldn’t be playing home games outside of the Dome. It should be an honor to have the best game of your schedule played in front of soccer fans in London. What do you do if you’re the CVC?

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SEGMENT 4– Ken Rosenthal joins us for the Rosenthal Report. Changing it up during Spring Training with a new coach. The Orioles are interested in Kyle McClellan. What’s the latest on Roy Oswalt? It has been difficult to report this offseason because GMs and Agents have been bending the truth. The age-injury factor could apply to the Cardinals this season. It makes sense to stockpile starters. The future for Lance Lynn?

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SEGMENT 5– You miss Jackie. She has no holes. Joe Strauss joins us. The Roy Oswalt situation should heat up after he talks to the Rangers. There is a lot of suspicion that McClellan will be moved to make room. No need to overpay for Oswalt because he isn’t a necessity. He’s got a lot of mileage on his back. It’s hard to envision a scenario where Shelby Miller stays in the big leagues this season.

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SEGMENT 6– Big fan of this song. The fans booed running plays in the Pro Bowl. You know they’re not trying very hard when there were no injuries in the game. Doug is a scallywag. Mizzou and KU battle it out this weekend. Even Kansas can’t go to Iowa St. and get a win. The western half of this country seemed to stop caring about recruiting basketball players. Syracuse and Kentucky look like favorites to win it all. It’s a little weird that adults were there to great DGB at MU.

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SEGMENT 7– Johnny Mathis will not be added to the playlist. Joe is a degenerate gambler. Brandt Snedeker’s Farmers’ run was beneficial for Joe. I try to stay away from gas stations with bulletproof glass. It could just be risk prevention. It’s Bush’s fault.

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SEGMENT 8– Supplement Superstore Email of the Day

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