Monday’s Show Audio — Big Weekend of Suck

Producer Joe, Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:46:00 GMT

SEGMENT 1– Hey Look the Varsity Is Back Together Again This Morning After Doug Returned From the Hamptons, Who Was Taking Those Photos That You Were Sending to Me While You Were Away?, How Many Spirit Wins Did You Give to the Redbirds Over the Weekend?, Is He the Funny Uncle That You Have Talked About?, Getting Through the Gauntlet of Starting Pitching Monday-Saturday and Have a Chance to Get the Game on Sunday But It Is Scrabble’s Walks That Really Hurt, of the 13 Loses Since the All-Star Break the Cardinals Have Lost All But 2 of Them By 2 Runs or Less, Yet They Are Only 2.5 Games Out of a Wild Card Spot, and I Think That At Some Point the Law of Averages Will Come Back to the Cardinals Side Eventually In These Close Games

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SEGMENT 2– I Am Going to Guess That This Is Gilman Since It Is a Monday Tradition But Do You Have a Problem with Him Asking This Gal Out for the Sock Hop?, What If He Had a Curious Hand While He Was Out on the Date, I Don’t Know How Rested I Am Because It Is a Long Ass Drive to Colorado But Kansas Is Beautiful This Time of the Year, You Should Just Start Your OWn Network Doug with Nothing But Bachelor and Bachelorette, Boy I Bet Sports Sunday Would Have Been Fantastic Last Night After the Rams Lost 38-3 In Their First Preseason Game, I Heard There Were a Lot of Fans From London in Indianapolis for That Game, I Told Myself That I Would Be Happy About the Rams Prior to the Game…, That Could Not Have Been What This Franchise Was Hoping For Right?, Austin Pettis Did Spend a Lot of Time Retweeting Compliments of His Performance, and Outside of the Fun and Games on Twitter I Did See That a Former Rams Coaches Wife Decided to Take to the Comments Section in the Rams Game Story on the Post-Dispatch Website

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SEGMENT 3– Doug Are You Being Seduced on Twitter By a Listener?, Joe Strauss Joins the Show Presented By R.F. Meeh Company to Discuss Being Down in the 410 Looking For a Round of Golf This Morning, the Weekend and the Way It Played Out For the Cardinals, Friday Night They Deserved to Lose Based on What Halladay Did But Lohse Pitched Very Well Also, the Cardinals Should Have Won on Sunday Two or Three Different Times, What Is Going on with Scrabble?, Fuentes Got Dry Humped 3 Times Yesterday Behind Lance Lynn, That Was a Game Yesterday That They Had to Have and They Lost Again, I Think They May Be Playing For Just One Wild Card Spot Because the Braves Are Running Away with At Least One of Them, Lynn and the First Inning Problems, What Kind of Moves Could Be Made Once Rosters Expand on 1 September?, Furcal’s Back Problems and Problems at the Plate While Descalso Appears to Be the Second Baseman, and I Think There Will Be a Lot of Talk About That Field Goal Unit This Week Out at Rams Park

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SEGMENT 4– This Is Not An Easy One For Me But I Would Like to Hear Elton John’s Nikita Coming Back From the Next Break, Good Morning Mike Lee Yes We Know You Can Pitch and Know What the Signs Would Be If You Were in a Game, How Were Things at Steak N Shake This Weekend?, Gold Star For You Buddy, the Asian Intern Is Really Making a Name For Himself While Down at the Ballpark On Thursday Afternoon, Maybe It Would Be a Little Different Was All I Was Thinking Of Yesterday, Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend Was Caught Cheating and We Have the Photos Right Here, and Someone Assigned a Photographer to Follow Anderson’s Boyfriend Is What You Are Telling Me?

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SEGMENT 5– Doug Take a Listen to This 1985 Classic From Elton John About a Little Soviet Girl But I Didn’t Know When the Post Was Coming, But There Is More to This Song We Learn This Morning From TMZ.com Because Someone Is Claiming That This Is Their Song, Hey Doug Chad Johnson Was Cut Yesterday After Spending the Night in Jail On Saturday After Headbutting His Wife, Howard Balzer Joins the Show Presented By Broadway Ford to Discuss Whether or Not the Rams Would Be Interested in Chad Johnson Now, This Coaching Staff Is Counting On Some Young Guys to Become Playmakers at Wide Receiver Although Tennessee Did It with Fisher Without Elite Wide Receivers in the Past, What Does He Take Out of the 38-3 Loss Yesterday?, Is Bradford Going to Be a Little Safer This Season Behind That Offensive Line?, and What Is the Status of Jason Smith Right Now

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SEGMENT 6– Doug Here You Go a Little Krispy Kreme For Your Monday Morning, Cat Are You On the Road For the Cardinals Next Road Trip When They Go to Cincinnati?, Iggy Let Us Know That We Have a Nudist Joining the Show Tomorrow Morning Which Is a Good Thing Because the Nudist Community Is Looking to Bring In a Younger Audience, There Is a Nudist Community Down in South Florida Where I Visted Before When I Went to Spring Training, There Were Some Allegations About @ProdJoe Not Sending Out Prizes Earlier But I Am Not Sure Who Has To Get Their Colon Cleaned to Go to a Hockey Game, and Doug I Wanted to Hold On To This Until You Got Back From Vacation Because It Is a Little Krispy Kreme Audio Postcard About Working Out, and This Show Just Sucks But I Had It All Mapped Out This Morning to Work Well For Us But Why Would a Producer Need a Cell Phone to Do His Job

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SEGMENT 7– Supplement Superstore Email of the Day

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