Monday’s Show Audio…………………………………………………………………………………

Producer Joe, Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:42:00 GMT

SEGMENT 1–We Shall Dazzle You Over the Next Three Hours, Tim Is Going to Yell About the Bitches, Doug Got New Pens Again, D Cline Probably Molested Tim’s Lunch Bag, They Are New, Doug Wonders How You Offer Boneless Wings, Aren’t Boneless Wings Just Nuggets, and Tim Dined at Gino’s East While In Chicago This Weekend—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 2–There Is Going to Lesbianism on Melrose Place This Season, Tim Fighting Not to Hear the Rams Score When He Arrived Back In Town From Chicago, Looking For Positives in Yesterday’s Ram Loss, How In the World Do You End Up with 12 Men on the Field, Not Getting Pressure on the QB, Getting Beat by the TE Again, Giving Up 6 Yards Per Carry for Jones, Offense Is Mindblowingly Bad, Not Finding Touches for Jax, Plus Audio From Postgame—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 3–You Ever Want a Lover Back, The Great Americans Get a Chance to Give Their Thoughts on the Rams Game This Week, Jackson Lets Bulger Get Blown Up a Few Times, Bulger Just Running For His Life, and Not Having a Whole Lot of Faith When Bulger Loads It Up to Throw Deep—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 4–The Cat Doesn’t Want to Get Sideways with the Cycling Community, Fat Asses Don’t Feel the Need to Use Sidewalks, Its All About the Rascal Community, Guys with Hand Weights Are Awesome, Very Surprising Weekend at Busch Stadium for the Cardinals, Franklin Thing Is a Legit Concern Right Now Heading Into the Postseason, Worried About Lohse?, and Not Being Sharp with Command Means that Franklin Is Going to Get Hit—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 5–Tim Klutsarits Joins the Show to Talk About Yesterday’s Rams Game and Not Wanting to Disappoint the Boss, Pulling No Punches on Getting After the Coaching Staff, Team Wasn’t Prepared for the Crowd Noise in Seattle, Felt Just Like the Opener Last Year in Philly, No Excuse for 12 Players on the Field, Where Does Incognito Fit Into the Pillars for This Team, Is There Value in Spags’ Words About Passion, and the Play Calling Was Suspect in the Game—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 6–Need to Apologize For All the Sports Talk This Morning, Lots of Passion Up in Here, Kanye West Acts Like An Ass Once Again Last Night at the MTV VMA’s with Audio, Kanye’s Apology Leaves a Lot to be Desired, Producer Joe Appears to Not Listen to This Show At Times, and Kanye Has Recorded a Song About Getting His Jaw Wired Shut—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 7–Dave Matter of the Columbia Daily Tribune Joins the Show to Talk About Mizzou’s Little Scare on Saturday Night, Biggest Concern From the Game, What Have We Learned From the First Two Weeks Now, Defense Did Their Part to Keep Them in the Game, Learning Lessons While Still Winning the Game, Dropping Out of the AP Top 25, Preparing to Get Ready for Nevada in Two Weeks, Oklahoma State Losing Makes the Tigers Feel a Bit More Comfortable, Plus Notre Dame Loses to Michigan and Doug Likes It When the Traditional Powers Are Good—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 8–Trever Miller Joins the Show to Tell Us to Beat It If He Isn’t a Friend of the Show, Looking Back on the Series with the Braves, Does He See Anything In Ryan Franklin’s Struggles, You Get Surprised to See Carpenter Throw a Bad Inning Like Yesterday, Spinning a Negative Into a Positive, We Are Grown Men in that Locker Room, Does He Sense Anyone Taking a Foot Off the Peddle Right Now, and Does He Feel Like He Is Better This Year Than Ever Before—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

SEGMENT 9–The Ticket Guys Email of the Day—CLICK HERE TO LISTEN