Kevin Lorenz, Mon, 27 Sep 2010 12:17:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 — Are we not manly men? The open says so. Where’s Tim? Ahmadinejad hasn’t killed Tim yet. Herschel Walker still runs a 4.3 forty. Which personality did you interview Doug? Ditka has huge hands. Ditka is the Whitey Herzog of Chicago. I don’t like baseball anymore. Here come your St. Louis Rams. The Rams running game turns the table on Redskins fans. Who is Darby? —
SEGMENT 2 — You’ve gotta like what you see from Sam Bradford. Even veteran QBs will make mistakes from time to time. Doug wants to see the Rams throw down field. Joe was wrong about the Rams this week. Looked like the same old Rams at halftime. The Rams have the wrong kind of receivers for the offense that they run. Danny Amendola, all you do is get punished. Suh was a great pick for a team with all the elements in place. The Rams had to take Bradford. The fact that Washington wasn’t very good had a huge role in the Rams’ victory. Joe delivers groin problems, —
segment 3 — the cat hasn’t said team1380 yet. what happened to the team? the cat had the second best week in the picks segment. doug doesn’t remember making his picks last week. he went 1-5. is there a segment of st. louis that wants to watch the rams play badly? why would an owner keep the team in st. louis? a siren went off during the game to evacuate the dome, not part of the in-house entertainment. rams fans booed kings of leon. did fans still leave in the 4th quarter? —
SEGMENT 4 — What is this music? It’s not Al Stewart. Fall weather is here. Howard Balzer joins the show. When you go to Chicago, St. Louis feels like a hamlet. Balzer tells us we’re bad. Rams can’t use youth as an excuse, but will use clichÃ©s. Steven Jackson does not have a torn groin, but that doesn’t mean he can play. Toston is hurt too. Will the Rams look at Larry Johnson? H says they’ll need to look at someone. Doug will carry the pigskin even though he specializes in offensive line coaching. You want guys that no one’s heard of to make big plays against you. 19 games have been decided by a touchdown or less. You can see what the Rams lack, but you can see what they’re building, look at the offensive line. The Rams are 2-27 at home since 2007. The Cat wants Howard to sing Al Stewart —
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We are back on track with some Al Stewart playing. We are joined by Herschel Walker. Starts out talking some Rams. Said from the start that Bradford was NFL ready. Walker is still a Cowboy at heart, but watches running backs. Confirms that he still runs a 4.3 forty. As long as you have a floor and will to get in shape you can do pushups and situps and can get in shape. Faith plays a big role. Walker expects to get 70 or 80 yards on 15 carries if he played today. Still trains some NFL players. Has a 5th degree black belt. He’s a little more prepared than Too Tall Jones. It takes an open mind to learn MMA.
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Today is Timmy’s Birthday. Enjoying his time in NYC. Took his birthday shot. Mike Lee checks in. Has a black belt. He doesn’t want to beat anyone up. Just loves the sport. Mike breaks bricks, and fights teachers. Commutes to Okinawa Japan. Does Crane Style Karate. Fights like Bruce Lee. Would Tony let him pitch knowing that Mike Lee was a black belt? Jackie calls to wish Joe and Darlene the best, not a Vess Cola. She’s a big fan of Forrest Gump. Did you see Eastbound and Down? Doug doesn’t like the way we treat chickens. Doug doesn’t have movie channels. Is it worth paying for an HDTV when you have to pay for HD Channels?
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Doug Vaughn has been given a bounty of pens. The Year of the Cat video cracks Steadman up. The Cat weeps when he hears Al Stewart. Valtec Hydraulics comes through again. Look out Cardinals fans Charlie Morton gets the start tonight for the Pirates. Doug bought tickets for tonight expecting to see the Redbirds clinch. Is LaRussa coming back? What does the offseason look like for them? The Cardinals seem to realize that they have to bring Pujols back. Overpaying him for a short time may be a good idea to reward fan loyalty. The supporting cast is not as good as we thought it would be. Should pitchers wear face masks?
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It’s time for the Ticket Guys Email of the Day.