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Police arrested Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah early this morning on charges of possession of marijuana and having an open container of alcohol.

Man trains to be new employee at 7-11 so he can steal cash from register

Homeless Woman Who Lived Undetected in Japanese Man's Closet for a Year Caught

Dumbshit Director Rejects Stacy Keibler's Personal Desire To Go Topless In His Film, And So By The Time He Comes To His Senses, She's Rejected The Role

Men prefer being solo over a bad marriage: study

Stuntman Steve-O pleads guilty to possessing cocaine

Autopsy Finds Marijuana, Alcohol in Teenager Killed by San Francisco Zoo Tiger

Couple Stockpiling Gas Blamed for Apartment Blaze; 45 gallons kept in same closet as containing air conditioning unit

'Thong bandits' surrender to Colorado police; used underwear as disguise to rob store

Two rescued after ride on Sangamon River -- they were floating on inflatable mattress

7 Arrested for Cheering at High School Graduations

$188,000 found tossed in trash

Study: Women in Bikinis Make Men More Impulsive

Police Kill Man Who Stomped Baby to Death

Brewers slugger Prince Fielder owes $400K in back taxes

Americans drive 1.4 billion fewer highway miles

Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to police assault

Amy Winehouse has emphysema

A-B much more than beer to St. Louis

Former Chicago Bear Cedric Benson ordered to install ignition lock breathalyzer in car

As Imus explains himself, Pacman says he'll pray for radio host

Bikini Jell-O Wrestler Arrested for Assault

Driver arrested after speeding 22 times in 45 days

Man auctions off his life, sale price disappoints

Steven Tyler admits he entered rehab for drug addiction

Armed Robbers Steal $1.1M as Post Office Guards Watch Euro 2008 Final

Raise your hand if you didn't see this one: Favre has 'itch' to ditch retirement, report to camp

Chrysler to offer more distractions when you drive: cellular internet access

Your gas money for a flat screen?

Man arrested three times in 14 hours

Police: Man fakes heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills, cab fares

9 hurt in 1st day of Spain's running of the bulls

Teenager accelerates so he could run over lit fireworks, hits and kills man instead

US Airways to cut in-flight movies to save on fuel costs

Tiger Woods to be first billionaire athlete

Rove ignores subpoena, refuses to testify

Family: Woman With 5 Dead Husbands Obsessed With Cash, Can't Be Trusted

Thief who stole cash from victim returns within minutes, begging for the wallet he left behind

NFL to review tape for evidence of on-field gang signs

Friend of the Site, Andy Dick, was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges

Groom Charged With Setting Best Man on Fire After He Paid for Wedding

Cop Fired for Using Badge to Demand Free Starbucks

Michelle Wie fails to sign scorecard, DQ'd from State Farm Classic

Burglary Suspects Found Sleeping on Stolen Hammock, Pillows

R.I. Police Arrest Man With Record .491 Blood Alcohol Level

Air Force Missile Launch Crew Falls Asleep on the Job

Drunk Women Try to Open Plane Door for 'Fresh Air'

Man Arrested After Trying to Fill Up Car With Jet Fuel

Oakland A's to have Root Beer Float Day to benefit...Juvenile Diabetes?

Skateboarding on a roof with skylights doesn't mix

Packers players fed up with Favre saga

26 Texas Cheerleaders Squeeze Into Elevator, Get Stuck

EA Sports to offer downloadable Madden 09 cover that show Brett Favre in a Jets uniform

Gifted Student Hospitalized After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen

"Bigfoot" fails DNA test

Kentucky Sheriff Drives 4,100 Miles to Pick Up Wrong Fugitive in California

Jennifer Lopez can't understand why Michael Phelps is getting more attention than she is

Researcher says bigfoot just a rubber gorilla suit

Critics Slam Elizabeth Edwards for Silence on Husband's Affair

Microsoft Internet Explorer 8 to Include 'Porn Mode'

Regular customer robs gas station after filling out money order minutes earlier

Apple boss Steve Jobs' obituary accidentally published by Bloomberg News

College Throws Away Painting Worth Millions

Man Rams Car Into Playboy Mansion Gates

Men parachute into wrong football stadium

Iowa man accused of offering bribe with sandwich

Ever wonder if your doctor is laughing at you?

In an upcoming book by Jeff Pearlman on the Cowboys, it's revealed that former All-Pro Charles Haley liked to pleasure himself wherever he wanted -- really

Eddie Vedder writes a tune for his beloved Chicago Cubs titled 'All the Way'

Inmate sues prison system over moldy mattress; wins $295K in damages

From the 'no shit dept.' -- Clay Aiken comes out of the closet

'No shit dept.' in full swing: Lohan confirms relationship with Ronson

Heather Locklear cited for DUI, with mugshot for your perusal

Mark Wahlberg not a fan of 'SNL' skit spoofing him

Suspended NFLer Adam 'Pacman' Jones to enter alcohol rehab

Exxon-Mobil posts net profit of $14.3 billion, largest in U.S. history

Voting machines could bring Election Day glitches...CNN is there

Paris Hilton: Men exploit me for sex or money

7 TV School Elections with Important Lessons

Bar offers free drinks for every state Obama won, party ends in bouncer getting shot

Someone paid for it: Study finds that bullies get kick out of seeing others in pain

Singer McCready regrets affair with Roger Clemens

It's official: the U.S. is in a recession

Flashing Girls Prompt Disneyland to Can 'Jack Sparrow' Actors

Early converters to digital set top boxes realize you can get more channels, better pictures

Verne Troyer's last shred of dignity is.....gone

Secret U.S. State Dept. documents accidentally sold at auction in Israel

Andy Richter to come back and join Conan

Lindsay Lohan Crashes Her $100,000 Maserati

Fifteen Patients Die as Earth Hour Kills Life Support in Hospital

Alexander Ovechkin shows us how to almost die via garage door

Oklahoma AD: Courtney Paris doesn't need to pay school back despite her guarantee

Study finds link between Facebook use, lower grades in college

Alexander Ovechkin’s Epic Night At A Strip Club

The Lingerie Football League Is Not Immune To The Cruel Economic Realities Of America

'Jack Bauer' doesn't care for set designers, headbutts one while drunk

Neighbor: Jon and Kate of '...Plus 8' fame just together for money

Juror gets "extremely bored," walks out, now faces jail time

Cubs' Zambrano faces suspension from MLB

Porn Comes to the iTunes App Store

Ex-Yankee Leyrtiz accused of battery in Fla.

Money lured Memphis recruit to play overseas instead of in college

Texting drivers 23 times more apt to crash

Sunbeds elevated to top cancer risk level

Prostitution, drug activity found at topless Rio pool

LenDale White diet tips - “Cut Patron intake!”

Man fined $675,000 for stealing music, says theft 'came naturally'

New Jersey Discovers That Giants, Jets, Nets Don't Fully Love Them

Everyone hates the Cubs

Semenya withdraws from race amidst reports she's hermaphrodite

UN 'expert': Child porn on Internet on the rise

Top 10 Old School Frozen TV Dinners and Bonus Vintage Ads

Monday Night Football Makes Brett Favre Horny

Someone On Reality TV Finally Busts An Implant

2012 isn't the end of the world, Mayans insist

Scrutiny on 'Balloon Boy' family in Colorado

Italian Prime Minister: I don't like my job

Bob Greise Suspended for "Taco" Remark

Hulk Hogan returning to pro wrestling

Chiefs Fans to Owner: Fire Larry Johnson!!

Phillies pick up Lee’s $9 million option

Reasons Why the World Won't End in 2012

7 Facebook Photos That Will Get You Defriended

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