GFI Digital Email of the Day: Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel

Brendan Marks, Thu, 30 Oct 2014 16:54:00 GMT

The Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel won Thursday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After. Don’t know what to say about this one.

Hey Doug,
We really need to be getting busy on our ‘stumes for ‘Ween. I know that you wanted to do another tag team ‘stume this year, and when we last spoke you were deciding between the Bushwhackers or the Bolsheviks. But I was thinking this year you should go as The Hoff? You already have a rich cocoa tan and a tight & rewarding bod- just add red shorts and a red football and you’re Baywatch Hoff. Then everyone can drink in your bod with their peepers. I’ll go with you as Monte Markham- he was on Baywatch too but I’ll be dressed as Clayton from Golden Girls.

Tuck tuck tucky,
The Shrewsbury Butter Squirrel

Listen to the whole segment below.

GFI Digital Email of the Day

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