Brendan Marks, Wed, 29 Oct 2014 17:35:00 GMT
Misty Plops won Wednesday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for this piece of written filth:
Heck of a second inning last night, boo. Hey, just a quick FYI…you know I’m incredibly lactose intolerant. The Fawcett doesn’t turn off for days if you know what I mean. Anyway, I just pounded 2 large oreo Blizzards, so if you were wanting to break off a piece of this, I’d suggest you hurry up and get over here because I’m about to hang the “Gone Fishin” sign over me rumpus and it won’t be down till at least Satursbee.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Listen to the whole segment below.