GFI Digital Email of the Day: Quandry for Doug (9/16)

Brendan Marks, Tue, 16 Sep 2014 15:35:00 GMT

Misty Plops won the GFI Digital Email of the Day on Tuesday’s The Ryan Kelley Morning After for his/her soliloquy about him and Doug visiting a shoeshine station at the airport.

Hey Doug,

You seem pretty well traveled and intelligent. I’m getting ready to go on a trip and will be flying on an airplane for the first time in about 10 years. I remember there being a shoe shine station at the airport, where, you know…fancy business types like you and me could pay someone to tickle our feets.

My question is do you think that for another few dollars the guy would let me make out with him while he pinches my butt? Though I’d ask you, because better safe than sorry.

Go Cardinals!

– Misty Plops

Listen to the whole Email of the Day segment below.

The GFI Digital Email of the Day

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