Brendan Marks, Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:47:00 GMT
Grannies Pannies won Wednesday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for this piece of work.
Couple days ago I thought I’d go see an antiquated war picture that was shot on B-role. So I made my way down to the picture-show and got my duckets and went straight to the refreshments stand.
I was getting butter on my popped corn when some jack wagon started yelling at the poor cashier “I want a dern Arnold Palmer! But make sure it’s not sweet lemonade, and no tea, and make it a water!”
Then he moseys on in to the theater and sits down in the very front row and just started yelling “focus!”
Sadly I didn’t enjoy the movie much as I was distracted watching this fellow the whole time struggle to open a power bar he probably just found on the sticky floor.
To hear the rest of the nominees, listen to the whole segment below.