GFI Digital Email of the Day: Grannies Pannies

Brendan Marks, Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:47:00 GMT

Grannies Pannies won Wednesday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for this piece of work.

Hey fellas,
Couple days ago I thought I’d go see an antiquated war picture that was shot on B-role. So I made my way down to the picture-show and got my duckets and went straight to the refreshments stand.

I was getting butter on my popped corn when some jack wagon started yelling at the poor cashier “I want a dern Arnold Palmer! But make sure it’s not sweet lemonade, and no tea, and make it a water!”

Then he moseys on in to the theater and sits down in the very front row and just started yelling “focus!”

Sadly I didn’t enjoy the movie much as I was distracted watching this fellow the whole time struggle to open a power bar he probably just found on the sticky floor.

Thanks,
Grannies Pannies

To hear the rest of the nominees, listen to the whole segment below.

GFI Digital Email of the Day

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