Brendan Marks, Thu, 16 Oct 2014 16:02:00 GMT
Elaine Tesson’s Hot Hockey Boy won the GFI Digital Email of the Day on Thursday’s The Ryan Kelley Morning After after this rant on Matt Adams, Randy Choate and the rest of the St. Louis Cardinals.
Top of the morn to ya BOYS,
I’m still awake from Gettin all sauced up after that tough Cardinal Loss. I can’t believe the Cards are losing against a team that is hitting like teeball all stars and can barely get a hit out of the infield! I don’t get why they don’t (DOUG Voice) BLOCK THEEEM. Adams is top heavy, choate is a side arm’d angry elf looking reliever, BUT yet Kolton Hawiaan Hellboy WONG still gets the big AB done and gets the big hits Tim. After every Cards Postseason HR I take a shot of Wild Turkey – grab my stripper on her leash, spread that mouth of hers and thrust me waist deep inside and get that warm fuzzy feelin, know what I mean DOUG?
Let’s go cards, let’s go cards, LETS.GO.CARDS
From, ELAINE TESSON’s Hot Hockey Boy
GFI Digital Email of the Day