GFI Digital Email of the Day: Eckerts a Pony Show?

Brendan Marks, Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:43:00 GMT

Justin in Columbia won Tuesday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day on The Ryan Kelley Morning After for this response to the texter who said Eckerts was a “Pony Show.”

Guys – who in the mother of God claimed Eckerts to be a pony show? Someone please let said texter know that ponies wear sundresses and not baggy sweatpants with oversized hoodies to boot.

The women there make Willie look slim.

In fact, Eckerts is more of a cow show. If there is ever any sort of apocalypse, take your family, friends, and neighbors to Eckerts, slaughter the women there, and you will have enough meat to live off of for an eternity.

F’ing pony show.

Justin in Columbia

Listen to the whole segment below.

GFI Digital Email of the Day

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