Brendan Marks, Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:31:00 GMT
Little Bobby and the Boyz won Friday’s GFI Digital Email of the Day The Ryan Kelley Morning After for this repulsive letter addressed to Doug Vaughn.
Dear Master Vaughn,
Just wanted to suggest to you that with the weather cooling down, we don’t need to be watered for an hour a day with the garden hose you bring through your house and down to the dungeon.
In fact, now that I think about it, we aren’t plants, so we really don’t need to be hosed down at all. We’re perfectly fine being completely dry, spending the bulk of our childhood shackled to radiators, eating yesterday’s scraps off the cold, concrete floor while the radio blares WGNU920 so loud our ears bleed.
Can’t wait to see your imposing silhouette at the top of the stairs tonight, I’ll be ready for my Friday Night lashing!
Little Bobby and the Boyz
GFI Digital Email of the Day