GFI Digital Email of the Day: Arnold Missouri Muff Diver

Brendan Marks, Wed, 22 Oct 2014 15:12:00 GMT

The Arnold Missouri Muff Diver won the GFI Digital Email of the Day on Wednesday’s The Ryan Kelley Morning After for devising a formula for future Email of the Day aspirants:

Hey gang, tis been a dream of mine to win this email of the day but it has never came to be. After really dissecting these things for the past couple of week i have developed a formula to help those like me who aspire to win:

1. Start by insulting Willie on his guest list for the day
2. Provide 2 to 3 callbacks to useless topics discussed in the first hour (i.e. French Fry Talk, Bath Houses, cuckolding, ect.)
3. Mention Tim’s dad
4. End the email with a clever “snipe” towards Doug’s nether region
5. Finally (and most importantly) sign your name as one of the 10 recognizable email names from the likey 3 different people. As Tim just won’t bother giving prizes to anyone but show regulars.

Follow these 5 steps and you will sure to get yourself recognized.

Yours Sincerely,

The Arnold Missouri Muff Diver

Listen to the whole segment below.

GFI Digital Email of the Day

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