GFI Digital Email of the Day: A Hills Have Thighs Rant

Brendan Marks, Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:31:00 GMT

The Hills Have Thighs won the GFI Digital Email of the Day on Wednesday’s The Ryan Kelley Morning After after this rant on the Cardinals’ NLCS Game 3 loss.

Hey gang,

Postseason baseball presents some really serious shows on your behalf, and the vileness kind of starts to take over in the EOTD segment. Thus, EOTD can be an easy win with just one hot sports take. Add to that the fact that my previous EOTD winnings to Wehrenberg have expired, and I really need some new ones to hang on my fridge for a few months, here we go. [screaming] If your so specialized you can only pitch to left handed batters, then you have no business being on a Major League Baseball roster of any kind. Many pitchers can get righties and lefties out, and this lefty-lefty tomfoolery only slows the game down to an unbeatable pace. Find a guy who can pitch to more than one batter per inning.

[still screaming]
The Hills Have Thighs

Listen to the whole segment below.

GFI Digital Email of the Day