GFI Digital Email of the Day (9/2/14) – Ray King

Brendan Marks, Tue, 02 Sep 2014 19:03:00 GMT

The GFI Digital Email of the Day winner for Friday was “Ray King,” whose incoherent ramble of an email was apparently good enough for victory.

Morning G Strings,

How was the holiday weekend? Did you all get into some mischief? Witness any lesbianism? Or did you just simply pony up at topless BBQ, chowin down on some WINGY WINGY like any other normal american did. DOUG, did you use the high SPF or did those nippies get a little burnt? Great content on the show today, Lobbying for draft day, i cloud hacking procedures, and my personal favorite, a glorious dial tone when Rich from Maryland Heights is summoned. Anywho as a wheelhouse employee, I am glad to hear that plowzy is the official spokesperson now. I can’t wait to hear commercial. I am imagining it sounding something like Matthew Mcconaughey in Dazed and Confused, but that’s just me.

SOAR REDBIRDS SOAR!

RAY KING

For his email, King won a gift certificate to Monty’s in downtown St. Louis. Listen to his Email of the Day and all the other nominees below:


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