GFI Digital Email of the Day (08/27/14) – The Blumpkin Pumpkin

Brendan Marks, Wed, 27 Aug 2014 15:09:00 GMT

The GFI Digital Email of the Day winner for Wednesday was “The Blumpkin Pumpkin,” who wrote a disturbing email to Doug that no one in their right mind should read.

So, of course, we’re going to post it. Here it is in all its unedited glory.

Good Morning Butt Trolls,

Doug I recently lost my razor so I was wondering if you could meet me at the Red Roof Inn off Hampton tonight around 9 and twerk on my face until my facial hair falls off? Let me know if you can come through boo!

-The Blumpkin Pumpkin

For his email, BP won a gift certificate to Monty’s in downtown St. Louis. Listen to his Email of the Day and all the other nominees below.


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