T.J. Weber, Fri, 31 Jul 2015 12:02:00 GMT
SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: The critically acclaimed show doesn’t have much going for it, Doug is getting angry at the listeners for not getting the sponsors, a wild come back for the Cardinals last night, Cat believes no one should mess with Carpenter in the leadoff spot, Seamonster and Tim are having a silent argument behind the scenes about caps lock and exclimation points, Seamonster has been suspended a period of 2 days time for use of the exclimation point, Cat provides an alternative to the exclimation point, airing greivances about twitter punctuation, Mount Rushmore of punctuation? Doug doesn’t care for the ampersand, Cat provides some selections from Wham!, Doug thinks an otter would find Plowsy and his twink body attractive, Cat tries to steer the conversation to see if Mo will make a new deal, Tim thinks nipple tattoos are more in the wheelhouse, Joe Strauss joins the show to talk about the Brandon Moss trade, Joe thinks Holliday going down made Mo perhaps jump the gun to some degree with the Moss trade, a bit of an underrated issue with how quickly injured players are returning to play, Joe says to watch what the Cards do and not what they say they will do, thoughts about Michael Morse being picked up after being DFA’d by the Dodgers, discussion on Carlos Martinez and his emotions flying during last nights game, the lesbian doctor wife texts in to say she’s real.
SEGMENT 2 – Looking forward to upcoming FFF’s, every listener at the 10th anniversary party will get insidestl boy panties, Tim gives a break down of the lesbian doctor wife’s details, Chapps joins to call out the lesbian doctor wife as a load of BS, Cat comes up with a new nickname, Chapps the Debunker, nobody really gives a damn that the Rams training camp starting today, Chapps is getting out of the city to a farm, POT HIM DOWN!, Chapps has been suspended a period of 2 days time, Rick Hummel joins to talk about the multiple performances in last night’s games, including Matt Carpenters return to leadoff and Carlos Martinez’s expression of emotion, Rick thinks no big name move will be made bu today’s deadline,
SEGMENT 3 – Do you want it your way?, Steve in Wildwood has been suspended a period of 2 days time, breaking down boy bands, Adam calls in to tell the story of “I Want it That Way” Adam has been suspended a period of 2 days time for snide comments, Rich Grimshaw has been suspended a period of 2 days time for lemminization, Doug gives his information on the TV show Night Court, tests for Doug’s voiceover future, Doug wants a dead farm animal on his plate somewhere, Frank calls in to ask about Doug’s pudding consumption, The Exit Poll.
SEGMENT 4 – Rob Neyer of Fox Sports joins to talk the Moss trade, Rob thinks that even though a truly outstanding hitter is missing from the Cardinals lineup, Grichuck is a big glimmer of promise, Rob gives his playoff predictions, how the Dodgers and Giants are beating each other up, Doug is somewhat bummed at how the Reds have had to tear their team apart, Doug brings back his completely made up stat to show why the Cardinals are good, talk about the Sheldon Richardson arrest, Doug assumes Cat’s car would simply explode if it got above 80, Doug believes no one ever plans to go fruit shopping, Plowsy’s weekend plans, Mike Lee calls in, POT HIM DOWN!
SEGMENT 5 – Cuts of the Week, Email of the Day