Friday’s Show Audio – Brass Tacks or Tax…

Willie Springer, Fri, 10 Apr 2015 13:26:00 GMT

SEGMENT 1 – Show Open: Charlie plus Doug not going to be much good to us, evidence of Doug bunking with Tim, paying homage to the 1600s with lantern as well as sleeping cap, Blues are Central Division Champions, those defending champion Kings knocked out with loss last evening, hockeyism analysis, captain’s log, breaking down the rest of the action that will setup the postseason, Blues could still face the Blackhawks in the first round depending on results this weekend, hearing from the boys, wonderful cliches from the captain, learning about the phrase ‘brass tacks’ or ‘brass tax’, Doug with some hot air according to Charlie…, hearing from our pal Cal May in the postgame action, little audio forenscis, cannot address the hockey players by their nicknames, Malcolm Briggs called Adam Oates by his nickname once, hearing from the coach, Ken Hitchcock really sending message of accomplishment to his team, cannot overlook the superior Central Division that nearly has five teams with at least 100 points, Pacific Divsion only has one team with 100 points, hearing from Jake Allen on his second win against the Hawks this week, have to believe that the young pillow stacker will be the netminder moving forward since they can still obtain top conference seed over the weekend, trying to figure out who said the two-goal lead is the worst in hockey, suspension earned from Doug, support our home opener sponsor, forecast not looking good for Monday, huge day for Jordan Spieth at Augusta National shooting course record (-8) on first day of The Masters, looking at our DraftKings teams, other notables in the first major of the season, Rich Gould loves Tom Watson, seeing Watson miss a big putt once really put Rich down in the dumps, nice little raw sound from Tiger Woods at the tee, that Eldrick is quite competitive, playing with real emotion on the golf course, Doug has sweared on the links, we all know cameras follow Doug around all day, tough to explain to kids…, we can say ‘dumbass’ on the air, that shot was like our game at Tower Tee, that time Tom Kite hit spectator about right near the tee, found the video with awful audio, barely hear spectator say “worst shot ever”, love how Kite checks the golf club after taking the horrible shot, love doing The Masters broadcaster voice, been to a few golf tournaments in person, not many of us saw Charley Hoffman getting off to solid start, seeing a lot of Joy 99.1 bumper stickers, might come up with our own bumper sticker, Willie suggests bumper magnet in live read voice, love our tiger tails, Gene Rayburn telling Alpena to get his shine box…, Willie explains the shine box reference, not sure if we’d mess with Alpena who’s kind of the show enforcer, back to some discussion about Sadie Hawkins, Charlie telling Doug how selfish he once was…, advice from Mungo Jerry… & story of the “Ugly Duckling”.


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SEGMENT 2 – Looking forward to some slap n’ tickle…, take it or leave it negotiations, how Tim likes to run the business with the guidance of his dad, Joe Strauss of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch joins the show, always loves holding on the phone for about five minutes, complements to Doug on his line of questions for Prof. John Ammann the other day, interesting how Blues have gone from Brian Elliott to Jake Allen, believe that vibe of whole team has changed postively with emergence of Allen, we’re not talking about division champs without Allen in net, looking forward to maybe what soon needs to be accomplished from a franchise performance standpoint, intrigued what would happen if Blues cannot advance past first round, cannot forget about TJ Oshie (along with others probably) expressing frustration, on the players…, expectations high once again, huge last night that Kings were bounced, things going Blues way as opposed to last season, Joe would go with Brian Elliott in the final regular season game to give him a look, looking at the Cardinals about to face the Reds, column about overlooking some key offensive numbers from last season, someone in the lineup needs to step up, cannot win division again by averaging 3.8 runs per game, liking the leaderboard at Augusta while understanding one day at The Masters is like two weeks in baseball, Doug doing The Masters broadcaster voice again…, Tim mad that Brian Haenchen brought up the Asian thing before he came on the air, Brian joins the show (with the gong…), not sure if Koreans use a gong, Jeff Ponder joins while cutting off Brian…, slap n’ tickle in Pasadena…, incredible atmosphere at Scottrade, too much red in the stands according to Chris Pronger, Jeff also does not like seeing the red in the crowd, “somebody jelly…”, bit of a lull in second period but nice overall game from home team, wondering where all the Blackhawks fans come from to invade our building, Brian of the belief that Blues ought to go with Elliott for the last game, now Pondsie going after Haenchie about the goalie situation…, do not want Allen to get roughed up in final game, expectations plus possible consequences moving forward, Pondsie thinks Hitch is back no matter what happens, Haenchie agrees on Hitch being back after all the accomplishment, one likes the Jets while the other think good first round matchup would be Blackhawks, Chuck has outkicked his coverage…, taking a shot at Chuck too…, lying about trust fund, Tim tired of being insulted because he outkicked his coverage too, discussion of the hosts banging each other…, ‘off the rails’, Steph Curry breaking his own three point NBA record, wondering who the NBA MVP ought to be…, want to see LeBron win with Cleveland, that city has not seen a championship since 1964, Plow Boy apologizing to someone, hearing about Weezer quitting his job with KMOV, Charlie says most journalists leave the 4 Fox & support the sponsors!


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SEGMENT 3 – Listening to Alanis Morissette’s sing her classic “Ironic”, Doug wedding day…, not really interested in going to certain places to conduct journalism, explaining one of our more bold drops…, that toe ring sign, Jenner dressing up as a bunny, what the bunny means…, Corey Hirsch of Sportsnet joins the show, big key for Blues was figuring out the goaltender situation, could see Jake Allen plus Brian Elliott getting some time in the playoffs, lot of teams can’t afford to have just one goalie play during long postseason run, biggest asset for Allen would be his athleticism, has been the ‘year of the goalie’, belief that Carey Price will win the Hart Trophy, incredible seasons for Devan Dubnyk and Pekka Rinne, favorable matchups heading into the season, toughest draws will be one of their division opponents (Hawks, Jets or Wild), handling the goalie situation for final regular season game, cannot have guy sitting for a few weeks, if we were hockey players…, Doug on the anchor desk this evening, some wonderful random shows from the early 90s, Charlie rich with flavor, ‘whip’ discussion, Plow Boy’s Lumina driving like a champ, checking the oil often, Bertarelli Cutlery Cuts of the Week, “Janie the lesbian” calls from Augusta (GA) at The Masters, her pursuit of the confused friend who apparently has killer legs and use to be a cheerleader & Email of the Day.


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